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I went to Hi-Liter unexpectedly Friday night about midnight with a couple friends. We walked up, showed, ID got wanded and entered after paying the cover. We didn't stay long because it was too packed. Then on Saturday evening, I…
Mine has to be dancers who eat delivery at the bar. This only happens at hole in the wall places that I visit once a year. It happens the same way at each club. The girl is dancing and…
What does everyone (guys & girls) prefer? Would you rather have more lighting so you can see the dancer better OR would you rather have less lighting so everyone else can’t peek in and see what you’re doing in the room? (Caveat:…
Try it Take a huge shit IN THE TANK of the toilet, then many future users will encounter poop pulp and chunks when it flushes =) Or have you ever unwittingly encountered an upper decker when YOU flushed? This is fun to do…
I will be traveling to Ontario Ca for business next week and am interested in getting away from my co-workers one night, probably Thursday. I won't have a car and I don't want to spend all my money on cab…
See that video from Ellen where his/her penis is a'shakin` in the pants? hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A moment of silence....
What happens if a stripper gives you a blowjob and during the blow job her lips fall off and get stuck to your weiner?
for getting to bend Kate Beckinsale over. Life is cruel.
Look out, AOC & Jussie Smollett - https://www.wmur.com/article/police-man-killed-wife-2-friends-when-they-wouldnt-let-him-drive-drunk/26760700
I loathe shitstain children, too. Accompanying link detailing the madness - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/school-bus-driver-abandons-students-pupils-petrol-station-lori-ann-mankos-northampton-school-a8815336.html
https://www.instagram.com/p/BupYLQolkJP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link I havent been to this club, and my gut feeling is the instagram photos are a tease, but Id go crazy if a girl did this in VIP.
https://thechive.com/2019/03/08/perfectly-high-res-knockers-of-all-sizes/?li_source=LI&li_medium=next-post Check out pic #12 she has her stabby emoji ready to cut that thing off and set those puppies free! She is sexy as hell in that pic... Hopefully she does not find her emoji like #71. She looks dangerous,…
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I started a thread back in October about the NBA season. TUSCL wouldn't let me post a new comment to that thread, so I started a new thread. In my October thread, I predicted the Celtics and…
Something that would enhance your experience at a strip club. A lot of clubs I've been in have been cold so some way to bundle the girl up might be helpful and get you free value while she sits in your…
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After reviewing all these message board topics over the last several months, I’m beginning to think that Papi Chulo would probably like the clubs I visit. Or, perhaps I would like the clubs he visits. I have been to ONE…
https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=62644 Thanks for all the advice on this thread guys. I need more help though. I got bigger problems. I took your advice and got divorced. I left her the house becsuse she moved her boyfriend in there. I rented a nice townhouse…
b/c owning one is probably a license to print $$$. I'm at one now (~7:30pm) and there's a line inside the store 15-deep plus a line of cars at the drivethru - only place I consistently see with lines.
Some people don't drink; some people drink a little; some people drink too much and some people cannot stop drinking. Which one are you? Personally I not only drink too much, I drink it in a weird way.…
Sitting at Olive Garden having a late-lunch (no decent Italian restaurants in my Cuban hood) - about 5 starff-members a few feet from me start screaming about someone's birthday and break into song - I find that shit so annoying…
When Progressives see Trump they see a rich, entitled white guy. I see a liar and a cheat. When Progressives see Obama they see a black, male progressive. I see a liar and a cheat. When…
Happened some time ago - PL is making it rain big time on stage. Dollars flying everywhere with much of them landing on the floor. After the song I'm passing the stage and the dancer asked me to help her…
This morning I ate a grapefruit. 4 oranges. 3 pieces of toast. 3 bowls of oatmeal. A gallon of coffee
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