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Over the years I have gotten in the habit of stopping at the Strip Clubs of Hurley, Wisconsin when I’ve been in the area on business. Using the strategies I’ve read about here on TUSCL I was able to cultivate…

I ate a pack of juicy fruit beforehand and just shit myself during the LD. While it is fun leave the LD area with a LDK its very challenging to excuse yourself with that smell emanating from your drawers.

And you almost trip and fall on yoir face? This seems to happen to me every time I get abducted by aliens

Fellow degenerates I need your input. I am looking for a strip club and which I can fuck my girl in. She's wants the D at a stripclub but I don't know what I can get away with in Vegas…

I started counting the other day and at least a third of my club hookups have since OD’ed. A good double digits. I’m slightly conflicted as to how I should feel about that. Indifferent, sad, angry. I’d probably be worried…

We were at a local club and met a smoking hot red headed stripper who had quite a lot of body art and a few piercings. Not the usual looking stripper with a bunch of random unattractive tattoos that just…

I have been to the Silver Bullet and it was a high contact club. But that was many years ago when I was young. http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2019-04-10/clinton-man-who-took-urbana-strip-club-employees-car-admits-dui.html

Hi everyone, I was getting a lap dance a few days ago and the stripper was seriously sexy. She said a few times oh your so hard I wanna put some edibles on it n lick it off. The first…

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/police-minneapolis-sex-trafficking-sting-during-final-four-ensnares-58-rescues-28-050057956.html

Q. Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"? A. Because she was always spreading them.

So, I'm 'tworking' at a club in Pensacola tonight and tomorrow night and I kind of hate it. I never thought I'd run into a cabaret ordinance that was more strict that Detroit's. That's all. I just wanted to bitch…

A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private. The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?" The man says sheepishly, "Well,…

Ok

I like Paradise, Heaven, and Viper. Yes, Viper because I liked her explanation: I bite you and then suck the venom out.

Not what I call promising. J)

Do you wonder how many of the threads are really just one person discussing something in different personalities...

You could keep this stripper in your pocket and pull her out whenever needed. https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/shorteststripper

We had a thread for this but comments are closed. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=63423 I saw a singer named Marina on Seth Meyers. She could... uh ... be ok. Gorgeous face and big, beautiful eyes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxDTC1NkGY

I didn't mean to say its pathetic that men would rather pay for rather than earn a woman's attention, but rather that its pathetic that all clubbing customers care about to be happy is that the girl performs physically for…

What does she drink? Water of course but what about when you buy her a drink? Some watered down cocktail or straight vodka etc? Cheers!

Damn, this is turning into a mini soap opera. My friend just told me that he finally took your advice and went to the doctor to get checked out this morning. He said he could live with the other stuff since…

Any one know where I can get some?

@Founder Would it be possible to add an edit button as well as a delete button to the forum? Sometimes I tend to type very fast & post it without proofreading properly thereby making certain errors. It would be great if one can…

He had previously run a background check on a stripper "to see if she had a warrant and to see if she was “somebody I can be around"" https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/investigations/denver-officer-suspended-after-he-was-caught-at-strip-club-while-on-duty