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My wife and I have been outside under the stars dancing to hip hop after I built a bonfire. She is booty dancing for me in the starlight! Fucking awesome. Yeah, she likes the SC fun too. She…

I asked a simple question and you'd think I asked for a kidney because not only were there several comments that didn't answer the question before someone finally answered it, I've got two of them being assholes to me

Title says it all! Got some new CF candidates!

A few years ago I contributed a story about an idea for a late-night, XXX-rated reality TV show called “Splooge Countdown.” I initially posted it on a blog site that is no longer in operation. My blog at…

Btw name calling someone and then reacting is not bratty..that's normal. You have to see if they act that way before you abuse them . if they don't , they are not a brat.

Whatever happened to LDK and the other weekly challenges? This occurred to me after I saw a meme of a $20 with the message "I put this in my anus" written on it. That would be a great…

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Not a troll thread. Promise. But board members bring it up every here and there, and Papi and Nidian mentioned it in that other thread about strip clubs vs real world. I’ve worked in some high mileage environments and I…

Two official university divisions at UCLA teamed up to host an event Thursday which introduced students to the art of pole dancing. The Sexploration Pole Art Class was hosted by the UCLA Sexual Health Coalition and UCLA Housing, according to the…

Why doesbmy mouth get dry when I pee?

Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"? A. When her boyfriend slaps her across the face with four knuckles.

Ever have it so bad u have to cum 2 to get ride of it ? Some times it happens to me

While ridding me... Son i love when girls do this... I tell u what old lady number 1 is 34 and old lady number 2 is 26 and between them im getting fucked damn near daily LOL

What other lines can be somewhat normal in a strip club but weird out in the real world?

She asks if I’m an ass man or tits man wanting to know which way she should grind. I told her I like it horizontal.

On another forum, I saw a discussion posted about flat chested girls. And one guy who likes flat-chested girls posted saying "think about it this way, when you hug a girl with a flat chest, that means you're closer to…

Girl walks up 2 me and says u wanna dance ? Seeing that I've gotten some from her in the past and i enjoy breast feeding on her natural large breast i say yes I do understand this club is fairly…

Smart financial decisions, huh?

Btw u only have. 5% chance at making a six figure salary from an unranked law school.me making than have a 95% of not being able to pay 300 K back from those schools. LOL. Can u guys believe iceyy? LOL.

I have a green light from the Mrs to take a week solo trip to watch some baseball. Which cities would you guys recommend for a 1 2 3 city combo for ballgames and boobies. Boston Pittsburgh Philly? Detroit and....? What…

Apparently dancer M got pissed at dancer C because her customer bought C a drink. M threw the drink at C and it was on. Their table got knocked over in the short brawl that the bouncers broke up quickly.…

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https://images.app.goo.gl/vgXrY3TzSeG6RoFq9 https://images.app.goo.gl/CyUnRXpDBuPc86C49 https://images.app.goo.gl/9yW1RyutdKMRu3L28 https://images.app.goo.gl/ovd75tzw6fJd4Sqb8 Oh wait...it’s not 2005. Well, I guess being an older man with lots of cash and a high credit limit is good enough.

She told me she was taking a few days off for Easter so this was the first time I had seen her in a week and when she hugged me as she did after the lapdance, she lingered and wouldn’t…

I just got a PM from a dancer that the HL was raided again yesterday, does anyone have any details? I really thought we were past this shit.