What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?

35 comments

• WillMunny

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  5 years ago

  And yet another Women's Studies major enters the workforce....
• pistola

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  5 years ago

  A. Sure, we can do another lap dance.
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  That's the fate of most college grads these days
• minnow

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  5 years ago

  Jack, several strippers seem to be going for nursing degree. So you should say something like " I have an erection that won't go away, what can be done about it." Also several had waitress job, say "I'll take the filet mignon medium rare with lobster tail."
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  If I had a dime for every stripper who tells me that they're in nursing school... In some cases it might be true, but I think it's just a very popular fiction when strippers talk about their non-stripper lives.
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL They r smart to do nursing more men should too
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL They r smart to do nursing more men should too
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL They r smart to do nursing more men should too
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL They r smart to do nursing more men should too
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL They r smart to do nursing more men should too
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL They r smart to do nursing more men should too
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  @Nicole that’s a very stupid statement to make.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  And she made it six times...
• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  Nursing is not a highly paid profession. Even doctors who are not specialists don't make that much. Business has the most opportunity for obtaining a high income.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  I knew a stripper that got her degree in Anthropology. Quit stripping and went on a field trip to Greece. 9 months later she was back stripping because she couldn't find a job. What did I say? "Welcome back!"
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Nursing starting salary=55-60 k Nursing with masters =100 k Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Sure business makes more ..if youre CEO or have random connections ..lmao And sure business makes more than docs..only if youre CEO lmao..how many undergrad business degree holders become CEO ? Lmao MBA's make $$$ but unless u don't go to top 25 business school or graduate top of class at any otjer business school nursing masters make 100 k plus bitches Stop it now lol
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Btw I never said it was highly paid. I said I was relatively highly paid..relatively idiots .compared to all other bachelor degrees besides engineering
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Unless u go to top 25 college nursing bachelors from any school have higher average starting pay than avg business degree Unless u go to top 10 MBA.. Or graduate top of ur class in MBA which is what gives the connections unless u go to Wharton... Nursing Masters = 6 figures guaranteed Who wins?.nursing K.bye
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Nursing starting salary=55-60 k Nursing with masters =100 k Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Nursing starting salary=55-60 k Nursing with masters =100 k Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Nursing starting salary=55-60 k Nursing with masters =100 k Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Statistics > PL COMMENTS LOL
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  Are you having a stroke?
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  I mean ..how can I not choke out of laughter regarding y'alls preference for citing CEO salary as opposed to salary of average college grad with business degree to in attempt to prove that business grads make more than nursing when statistics consistently show this is not the case lmao
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  they're stupid ideologues. if it favors the rich or the far right they love it
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  That has absolutely nothing to do with my comment, which was about them lying to reed their egos ..
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  they refuse to acknowledge anything outside their myopic bigoted little world views
• Bavarian

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  5 years ago

  It makes me think what percentage of the nurses in hospitals were former strippers. I was surprised to find out that the sole one I have on Snapchat is really studying to be a nurse.
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  5 years ago

  Not too many of them actually become RN's lol..
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  I met a female patron recently who is a nurse and used to be a dancer.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  @nicepice. Two of my colleagues (Pharmacists) paid there way through Pharmacy school via dancing. One of them posed for Playboy TWICE. She was fun as hell and nutty as a pet coon.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  @ Nicole. One of my favorite colleagues has an Associates Degree in nursing. I promoted her to Region Nurse Manager over a 12 state region because she was just damn good at what she did. $ 120,000 /year with an Associate Degree in Nursing. No extra degree needed. Just dedication and desire to succeed.
• goldmongerATL

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  5 years ago

  Most useless degree I ran into at a strip club was a goth chick that graduated with an Art History and Arabic Studies double major. Got into a serious discussion of where she should be looking for a job. I suggested museums and the CIA. She asked me what the CIA did and I told her they were big into studying Arabs. To her credit got a job at an art museum. Still stripped some to pay the bills but loved the museum job.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  CIA is boring work. Not as exciting as 007 Makes it out to be.