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What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?

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Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?

A. "A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please."

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Lloyd_Gross

And yet another Women's Studies major enters the workforce....

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pistola

A. Sure, we can do another lap dance.

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Icey

That's the fate of most college grads these days

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minnow

Jack, several strippers seem to be going for nursing degree. So you should say something like " I have an erection that won't go away, what can be done about it." Also several had waitress job, say "I'll take the filet mignon medium rare with lobster tail."

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Call.Me.Ishmael

If I had a dime for every stripper who tells me that they're in nursing school...

In some cases it might be true, but I think it's just a very popular fiction when strippers talk about their non-stripper lives.

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Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL

They r smart to do nursing more men should too

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Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL

They r smart to do nursing more men should too

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Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL

They r smart to do nursing more men should too

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Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL

They r smart to do nursing more men should too

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Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL

They r smart to do nursing more men should too

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Once strippers get their nursing degrees they will make more than every male college grad who is not a doctor or engineer LOL

They r smart to do nursing more men should too

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twentyfive

@Nicole that’s a very stupid statement to make.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

And she made it six times...

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jackslash

Nursing is not a highly paid profession. Even doctors who are not specialists don't make that much. Business has the most opportunity for obtaining a high income.

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shadowcat

I knew a stripper that got her degree in Anthropology. Quit stripping and went on a field trip to Greece. 9 months later she was back stripping because she couldn't find a job.

What did I say? "Welcome back!"

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Nursing starting salary=55-60 k

Nursing with masters =100 k

Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k

MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k

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Sure business makes more ..if youre CEO or have random connections ..lmao

And sure business makes more than docs..only if youre CEO lmao..how many undergrad business degree holders become CEO ? Lmao

MBA's make $$$ but unless u don't go to top 25 business school or graduate top of class at any otjer business school nursing masters make 100 k plus bitches

Stop it now lol

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Btw I never said it was highly paid.

I said I was relatively highly paid..relatively idiots .compared to all other bachelor degrees besides engineering

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Unless u go to top 25 college nursing bachelors from any school have higher average starting pay than avg business degree

Unless u go to top 10 MBA.. Or graduate top of ur class in MBA which is what gives the connections unless u go to Wharton... Nursing Masters = 6 figures guaranteed

Who wins?.nursing

K.bye

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Nursing starting salary=55-60 k

Nursing with masters =100 k

Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k

MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k

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Nursing starting salary=55-60 k

Nursing with masters =100 k

Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k

MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k

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Nursing starting salary=55-60 k

Nursing with masters =100 k

Finance salary unlesss u go to top 25 college = 45-50 k

MBA avg salary unless from top 15 business school= 70-80k

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Statistics > PL COMMENTS

LOL

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Are you having a stroke?

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I mean ..how can I not choke out of laughter regarding y'alls preference for citing CEO salary as opposed to salary of average college grad with business degree to in attempt to prove that business grads make more than nursing when statistics consistently show this is not the case lmao

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Icey

they're stupid ideologues. if it favors the rich or the far right they love it

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That has absolutely nothing to do with my comment, which was about them lying to reed their egos ..

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Icey

they refuse to acknowledge anything outside their myopic bigoted little world views

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Bavarian

It makes me think what percentage of the nurses in hospitals were former strippers.

I was surprised to find out that the sole one I have on Snapchat is really studying to be a nurse.

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Not too many of them actually become RN's lol..

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nicespice

I met a female patron recently who is a nurse and used to be a dancer.

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Nidan111

@nicepice. Two of my colleagues (Pharmacists) paid there way through Pharmacy school via dancing. One of them posed for Playboy TWICE. She was fun as hell and nutty as a pet coon.

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Nidan111

@ Nicole. One of my favorite colleagues has an Associates Degree in nursing. I promoted her to Region Nurse Manager over a 12 state region because she was just damn good at what she did. $ 120,000 /year with an Associate Degree in Nursing. No extra degree needed. Just dedication and desire to succeed.

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goldmongerATL

Most useless degree I ran into at a strip club was a goth chick that graduated with an Art History and Arabic Studies double major. Got into a serious discussion of where she should be looking for a job. I suggested museums and the CIA. She asked me what the CIA did and I told her they were big into studying Arabs.
To her credit got a job at an art museum. Still stripped some to pay the bills but loved the museum job.

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Nidan111

CIA is boring work. Not as exciting as 007
Makes it out to be.

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