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IMO – between my experience and what I’ve learned here, There are 7 levels of clubbing 1. Wide eyed Newbie 2. At the rail - Stage Tipper 3. Lap dance lover 4. Lap Dance King 5. ITC (extras) fun 6. OTC…
Fuckers are tickling my grey matter. Haven’t been to a SC in over 4 weeks. I may be having withdrawal. So, end of this week I may have to visit my favorite in East Cape . Fuck, gonna also…
This one gets a little obscure. Both are pornstars, but because they're lesser-known, they got bumped into the Model Bracket. There's a distinct age difference here, too. Interesting matchup. --- Model Bracket: Renae CRUZ vs. Milly D'ABBRACCIO --- Renae CRUZ 34C-25-35 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1953 CLIP: (hardcore) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1954627286 --- Cruz…
We've only had one matchup in the model bracket so far, which produced a surprising result. Let's start another one. --- Model Bracket: Cynthia BRIMHALL vs. Isis NILE --- Cynthia BRIMHALL 36C-25-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1913, with some higher-res ones here — https://priceisright.fandom.com/wiki/Cynthia_Brimhall CLIP: (seethrough modeling/dancing) https://softcore69.com/video/138484/cynthia-brimhall-in-fit-to-kill-1993 --- Cynthia Brimhall,…
https://youtu.be/a_TSR_v07m0 Mark Rober creates a non-lethal IED to get revenge on package-stealing porch pirates; see both the device details AND videos of the results. Devilishly ingenious. @9:22 - possible stripper BF 'Honey, I bought you a pair of expensive headphones.' Then Opens…
We hit the VIP and they pull out the condom. They gasp. Fuck, can I just give you a blow job? They attempt to put the condom on and the fucking thing breaks EVERY DAMN TIME!…
And now, perhaps the biggest and best showdown of the third round. Pop in your 90's mixtape CD-R, settle in for Friends, Frasier, Mad About You and ER, then make your choice between these two 90's bombshells. --- Celebrity Bracket: Donna…
I've been looking forward to this one because it's such a contrast of styles. This is pretty close to being the biggest girl in the bracket against the smallest, at least in terms of build. I can see this one…
Sitting in a Starbucks - notice a young couple come in - from observing the body-language it may be a first-meet - they come in and he pulls out a chair for her. I'm all for politeness, but I wonder if…
A stripper bought a Christmas tree. The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."
It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7796905/Madonnas-dancer-beau-follows-long-line-toyboy-lovers.html
So there are many recent posts about how to negotiate for extras either ITC or OTC and looking at some of the prices reported (noting that fees vary by market) it makes me think; how much are you really…
Is there some way in the new TUSCL to just check on club reviews near me? I really don't care about a club in Washington State when I am in S. Florida. Of course that is unless I happen to…
Review lists can be viewed in full mode again.
I pay close attention to my home market, Cleveland/Akron, and I study places I'm set to travel for work. But just for entertainment, there are cities I like to check on routinely here on TUSCL. Mainly, I'm reading about adventures in Detroit…
I don't think there is anything good about the recent web redesign. Very cumbersome to navigate and there doe not appear to be a search function. Map click for location is useless and much worse than the old…
Where can I go to get a full-friction lapdance in Austin and get the best bang for my buck? no air dances and lapdances with little to no clothing? Where the girls are bound to be young and beautiful. Thanks. ~Z
Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room? A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs.
I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND ON SEEKING. PINING AWAY. SCOURING THE LAND FOR A SUGAR BABY FIT FOR ROYALTY. FOUND FROM THE LAND OF PLOTONIC. SHE STATED THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT ME FOR MERE $900 TO BE IN HER GRACE.…
Current published reviews don't appear to have a particular order - is there an order to them I'm not noticing?
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but buying candy based on the wrapper is one that I have avoided. Yes, I’ve had canoodled and even had brief relationships with lots of drop dead gorgeous women, and all…
What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company? https://www.freightwaves.com/news/turvo-co-founder-stripped-of-job-over-strip-club-expenses
First a thank you to all the TUSCL contributors, and especially Founder! My world has changed for the better! I’m brand new to the site and have been non-stop reading discussions and reviews. Decided to try out the advice at…
I've been mulling over hiding profiles and discussion topics (VIP, Verified, Dancers) from non-members and googlebot search spider. I had all the code ready to go, but did not implement it with this new version of the site. Tell me…
Hi. I'm trying to gather info on what city to visit this December. I kind of made it a thing to travel in December for birthday weekend and I've gone to Tampa (Mons Venus, 2001 Odyssey) and Dallas (Bucks Wild…
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