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Signs along the highways that enter Texas say "Drive Friendly, The Texas Way." If your state had a motto like Texas does, What could it be? I will get a few started... Drive Friendly The Texas Way- Drive like an Ass Hole. Drive…

Any advice on where to go and where to park?

The 'T' and 'Y' keys on my laptop are not working (all other keys seem to work) - I took them out and blew around the area in case there was dust but they still don't work - anyone had…

Head is $500 now!!! We need to put these bozos in check that are causing all of this inflation by actually paying these ridiculous prices. $500 is way too much for head, dammit! https://www.westword.com/news/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver-how-much-theyre-worth-13598701

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/t8jdhq/what_do_you_think_happened_to_this_lion/ Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so…

Q. What does it mean when you haven't been to the strip club all week? A. It's Monday.

I’m looking for a new club, but I can only work as an independent contractor since I don’t want it showing up on background checks in the future. Any recommendations for clubs that are still doing cash?

Hot take by one of the funniest comedians of our time. https://youtu.be/-ZVnE2Zv7X8?t=2251

I'm headed down to Atlanta to celebrate a good buddy's birthday. He inquired if there are any extras places with Asian dancers down there, anywhere in the metro area. Thanks in advance.

Sometimes you’ll get dances with a stripper, and she’s not really putting all that effort in, she kind of stops and lays there. And I know the ultimately the answer to stop getting dances but you already paid for this…

Hey guys, I've been wanting to ask this question for awhile, since you guys give very insightful answers. It seems that many of these guys are constantly "bashing" each other. Some people might give the excuse, "we live in a democratic society"…

A week ago I spent the night out at one of my favorite strip clubs. I hadn't been to any clubs in a while, and I was feeling particularly horny, having spent the last couple of weeks distracted and abstinent.…

I really hate this. I had a hot ass girl lined up who I hadn't seen for a while but has always been a good time in the past. The Jack is flowing, I've been watching tits and…

Hi, I am looking for advice, I am in my 40's and haven't had the opportunity to visit SCs until now. I'll be travelling through Myrtle Beach, Richmond VA and Baltimore on Sunday afternoon\evenings…

I was thinking maybe felixunger? I think Drew Carey would be OK with an uncovered HJ unless it was from Mimi.

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Merilyn_Sakova If anything happens to her, will Putin's days be numbered? Because big boob lovers will surely get to him?

Last night I went to do a lap dance with a girl. The hour and a half that I was in the club I was the only customer to ask a girl to do so. When we got back to…

As I read this news article I couldn't help but think of a certain creepy TUSCL poster from san jose. Start by sneaking into her bedroom and filming her while she sleeps, then maybe graduate to raping her while she…

If everything worked out (which is a big if) what way would you lean? Price wise I think it sort of works out sorta close to that. I don't always do this but I think I've been leaning more in the…

Gotta go to Cali in 3 weeks on business. Anybody know if Gardena clubs made it back from Covid closings? Got my mouth already for hash - would like me some hash....

Some of these recent discussions reminded me of the shit I've seen on this 90day fiance show and spinoffs. A friend got me hooked on that dumbass show. A common theme is Americans keep going to other countries to get…

So, being new to this whole recreational weed situation...moving recently from a State that didn't allow it at all.... Are you allowed to smoke weed in the club as if it was nothing more than a cigarette? Could I just…

Hey guys, From reading a lot of forums it seems that the guys who end up doing the these lifestyle tend to be more right wing. Meanwhile, it seems that guys who are more left wing end up staying at…

Yesterday, I saw on the news an anchor expressing concern that some refugees will be the victim of sexual exploitation. I think that skips a crucial part of the concern. Shouldn't the concern be that the Ukrainian women will be…

So a trend on tiktok for the dancers is to do a video showing a variety of dancer shoes and then giving an opinion of what the shoes say about the dancer who wears them. So I’d like to…