Front Room

So I'm basking in VIP afterglow, prone on the couch with my MPS (megahot personal supermodel) curled up against my chest. What a ride. I was a zombie for hours afterward. But I digress. Actually, it has nothing to do with the…

I'm thinking of moving to San Francisco. I am without employment right now, and wish to move to a major metropolitan area for the economic opportunity. I don't really have a "field" (and don't want one, but that's a different…

I'll be making a road trip to St. Louis, and probably to Memphis in the next 3 to 4 months. I need and would appreciate some great recommendations on clubs where great and happy times can be had. - Thanks in

I am not talking about a female wrestler on TV but if you go to certain adult sites you will see ads for females who specialize in fantasy wrestling. Some of these woman or Bodybuilders, some are fitness competitors and…

After a quick scan of the forum...I can still see that the same "old" Crotchety guys are still here. So how the Fuck have guys been doing??? :-) And why haven't you guys gotten rid of romanticlover…

Who is spending MONEY on strippers while AFRAID to ASK strippers out on DATES? Who is desperately waiting for AFFECTION while settling for spending time with strippers only INSIDE THE CLUB?

There may be ASS KISSING LOSERS on stripper message boards. The kind of LOSERS who spend lots of MONEY in strip clubs while posting on various message boards about how to be a "GENTLEMAN" in strip clubs. Some…

Here's the scoop. I'm going to be going to a conference next spring in the Boston area. I thought of driving and combining it with a stripclub trip. I'd probably leave on a Friday after work (from…

Just wondering what some of th more interesting stage dance routines/acts/bits/moments you guys can think of. One that stands out for me most is one of the first clubs I went to, a girl squatted down, lit a match,…

When did your former ATF fall "out of favorite" with you? For me, it was a recent visit in which the private dances turned out to be much less than I previously had enjoyed. The thread about on…

I have been dissapointed over the past 4months with one of my favorite clubs. Things seemed to start going down hill around May. So I took a 3month hiatus from going there. I went back in August and found things…

I was just wondering, why many of the more attractive women whom I meet at strip clubs aren't trying to make their millions in an industry that would feel (to them) less "demeaning." I think a LOT of the girls…

I once said that "some one" should do a serious study of strip clubs...perhaps from the viewpoint of psychology or sociology. A little time on the Intenet shows that MANY people have done such studies...there are numerous papers by doctoral…

Late this afternoon I returned to the scene of the crime. It was "A Team" night, with an incredible selection of my favorite dark-haired dancers, including both of those who had been in the Whale's harem. The prettier one saw…

Do you ever play imaginary roles with strippers? I've done a lot of this over the years with many different girls. A couple of cases especially come to mind: One night when my fave was wearing her plaid schoolgirl skirt and…

There may be PATHETIC LOSERS who post on stripper websites that they only want to spend time with a stripper INSIDE THE CLUB (while claiming to be generously spending MONEY inside the club). Some LOSERS may want to BUY…

What about customers who are BUYING AFFECTION from strippers by spending MONEY on these strippers who get this AFFECTION only INSIDE THE CLUB? These customers may be REJECTED by strippers if they try to spend time together…

What about customers who go to strip clubs to LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND who are LYING and saying that they only want to spend MONEY in a strip club without looking for a GIRLFRIEND?

One of my regulars introduced her visiting non-dancer friend to me. Offering her a seat on my lap, the clothed but drunken hottie assumed the position and began grinding me like a princess. To the silent protests of the real dancers she…

I'm familiar with 2 of the top ranked (rated?) clubs. The only things that they seem to have in common are: both are on the smaller side, both are fairly seedy and not at all fancy, and both offer…

A big turn on for me is watching a girl masturbate. I don't know what it is but it gets my juices flowing (no pun intended). With that said, have you ever asked, or even just had a…

I'm a Happy Hour regular at a Gentleman's Club. Question; How do I tell a stripper that I bought her enough drinks or don't want to buy her a drink without ticking her off.

How many dancers do some of the larger strip clubs have? I'm planning to visit one that I heard had a lot of dancers working this week, 130. I actually thought it would be a slow week.…

Lopaw, two things I know you are into, girls and curling, now brought together in the Norwegian curling calendar! Sorry, couldn't find an online translator that worked... http://www.curling.no/index.php?kat_id=11&art_id=1056&front_sess=4c66c5f4e55704cfbaf8a0c2381b2a81

I heard at one club I attend the dancer's tip out fee is a flat fee no matter when the dancer shows up. At a popular beach club, the dancer's tip out fee goes up to $100 if she…