Front Room

"I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes. She smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues." -- opening lines from the poem "Smile for Me" by FONDL. Or maybe this belongs on the thread about drunken…

Do you like them being there? Yes or no? Now, that said, assuming most would answer as a customer, how would you answer as an club bartender/owner/manager/dancer?

Have you ever had this happen?? you start getting tired of a particular dancer. And then you stop buying dances from her and get some from other girls? Have you ever avoided that club if you knew…

First time for everything. Hang with a girl whom I approached for about 90 minutes, someone who danced for me previously five months ago. At the end of six somewhat decent dances she tells me…

There used to be a place in LA called the Hollywood Tropicana which featured gorgeous girls who were auctioned off to wrestle with the highest bidder. The girls were unbelievably attractive and wore bikini's, and would make rounds amongst…

I plan to fly into Ontario, California next week so I browsed the list for promising clubs in the area. Tropical Lei looks best: http://tuscl.com/clubdetail.asp?ClubID=114 Reviewers used terms like IE, UHM and VHM. The glossary does not define these.…

For anyone who is interested this will be my last message to our retarded friend davids: "davids / Clifprick / FRUIT LIPS: Instead of trying to insult myself and others by making false claims about what you WISH our sexual orientation…

My current fav is starting to do this to me. First, she told me she would be in on Monday - but didn't show. No big deal. Tonight, she said she would come over to talk to…

I mean they are both pricks, but what else do they have in common? I feel sorry for JC and parody's 300 lb wife.

For me, Treasures--Houston, just based on what I have read here. Jaguars in El Paso would be a close second, again based on the reviews on this site.

There seem to be two main forces against strip clubs. The first, and usually the most vocal, are the ultra-conservative religous groups who try to legislate thier morality on to other people. The second is the ultra left wingers who…

After hitting the vegas strip clubs we want to get a couple of girls back in our suite for stripping not escort. Anyone have any recommendations for agencies or specific girls? any other tips?

without having to listen to the ramblings of davids/clifbar, romantic lover or any of their alteregos? Great job Founder.

This weekend, one of my favs had on a new outfit that she really looked great in. She said that one of her regulars bought it for her. So, have/would any of you buy an outfit for your favorite?…

Back in the Day lol - Dancers Never used to ask for a Tip after a table / lap dance. I always figured heck the tip was what you just got paid. Now about a huge chunk…

When is AN going to stop spewing BS on the internet and just admit that he is a MERE BARTENDER and not educated at all?

What's the longest time you've gone without visiting a strip club? Why was it? Was there ever a point you thought you'd given up clubs for good? Why did you return? Mine was a little over a year in 2000-2001. In…

Is the latest gossip true?

Alas, it has come to this. One topic we haven't covered yet, unless it was before my time here. This must be the ultimate in backstage TMI. Although all clubs seem to find them necessary, I really have no idea…

I have a friend that received a VMM @ 2:00 a.m. from a guy who said if he was seen with blank (dancers stage name) or in that club he was a dead man. This threat was repeated x3.…

In regards to the area behind the main stage at BabyDolls Dallas, is that area considered a VIP area or is it available to the comman man? Thanks Tex.......

A real fuglie comes out onstage and you think, what the hell is she doing up there, I hope she doesn't take her clothes off. Do you tip her anyway out of pity? Does it make a difference…

When I want to get a stripper onstage to come join me, I tip her a buck and ask her to stop by later, pointing out where I'm sitting. I stopped tipping more long ago after finding it didn't make…

After my last 3 day trip to 2 clubs that I'll post reviews on later I came to the conclusion that I'm burned out on the clubs. A particular afternoon in a not very busy club of having 3…

What do you guys think of the idea of having a chatroom here on the site, in addition to this discussion board?? Or instant messaging like Yahoo messenger?? Of course, we'd still need the ignore feature.