customers who will only spend MONEY on a stripper who is going to SCHOOL

There may be customers out there who will only spend their MONEY on a stripper who is going to SCHOOL. WHY???? Are these customers looking for a RELATIONSHIP with the stripper they spend MONEY on? Is the ERECTION any different if the stripper who is causing it is in school? Do you think that if a stripper is going to school, she is less likely to have a CRIMINAL BOYFRIEND?

By the way, do you HAGGLE with a stripper who is going to school?