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I kissed a drunk girl

Dancer A whispers to me that Dancer B is "drunk again"; I wait until Dancer A leaves, go find Dancer B and take her to the back. Spend a fun half hour back there (thank goodness it was 2…

steve229Veteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 13

The New Cleveland Ohio Hustler Club

just a heads up to tuscl that the new cleveland hustler club opened up 2 weeks ago and it would be nice to see a listing for it in the cleveland ohio club listings. hopefully this oversight will be fixed…

troopVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 17

Kid Rock Dines on NY Strip, NY Strippers

I thought $3K was a lot until it said 20 people in his group... more interested in what they spent in the private rooms! ------------------ Kid Rock and his crew dropped $3,000 at a swanky NYC strip club this week ...…

mreefVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 13 2

16 topless dancers in NC face exposure charges

CHARLOTTE, N.C. Authorities have arrested six women and were searching for 10 others as part of an investigation of indecent exposure at strip clubs that one club owner said was a waste of law enforcement resources. The Charlotte Observer reported…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 6

New in Town need help

Guys, I am new in Jersey. I want to know strip clubs near jersey city which are safe to visit and dancers allow to touch them and you get good value for money with things like groping and HJs. Someone has…

napster198316 yrs ago 1 5

Ever feel bad for a dancer?

There's a cute 18 year old girl working @ the club. I posted a story a while back about her attacking me and leaving a huge hickey on my neck. I spend some time(not money) with her every visit. Cute…

potheadplVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 32

Just got glasses

After nearly a half century of good eye sight, I've finally had to get glasses. They fucking suck in club. Wearing them greatly reduces the Stevie quality. That's easy to understand. Even in the VIP, they seem to reduce mileage.…

Philip A. SteinVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 18 20

"How do you like your lap dance?"

Get to the back and dancer asks how I would like my lap dance (like she was taking my breakfast order at IHOP, lol). I finally came up with: "slow and sensual, no bouncing." So how would you…

steve229Veteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 11

Man Calls Police Because He's Unhappy With Craigslist Stripper

June 16, 2010 LADERA RANCH – A man on Staveley Court called police at about 4 a.m. Monday after a woman he found on Craigslist took money from him without "providing proper services and he feels this is improper," according…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 14

Pole Dancing

Check out this dance! http://pandachute.com/video/4875/Pole-Dancing-Like-Youve-Never-Seen-It

ClubberVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 4

BeaMonstar Shifts Focus From ExtenZe to Offer Greater Variety

Company will continue to offer entire ExtenZe line Jun 17th, 2010 QUEEN CREEK, Ariz.—After eight years of being the adult industry's exclusive provider of popular male enhancement supplement ExtenZe, BeaMonstar has shifted its focus to its other sex enhancements products. The company…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2

Feds raid strip clubs owned by brothers

PORTLAND, Ore. - Federal agents raided at least six strip clubs and four homes Thursday morning but why they were targeted still remains a mystery. IRS agents, assisted by Oregon State Police, hit Tommy's Too and five other clubs owned by…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2

Absolute best stripper quote....

Absolute best stripper quote from yesterday's adventure&nbsp;<br /> <br /> &nbsp; Her:&nbsp; I don't usually give head up here, I'm actually one of the &quot;Good&quot; girls<br /> <br /> &nbsp; Her:&nbsp; But if you really want me to, could you make another $50 as…

CCRidermElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 17 2

That One Thing

There is a lot of experience that posts on this board. It doesn't always line up in the opinion department, but that's what happens when you throw experts together. Just for giggles, let's say there's exactly one thing each of…

wallanonElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 10 26

Seattle's "Lusty Lady" to close at the end of this month...

"Veni Vidi Veni: Inside the Lusty Lady, Seattle's Most Famous Peep Show, During Its Last Month on Earth": http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/veni-vidi-veni/Content?oid=4236523 It's a long read, but I enjoyed it.

MisterGuyVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 19 4

OT: NBA Finals

This has been a great series for the NBA finals. Lakers just made a big win 89-67. The series is tied at 3-3, so next game decides the championship. I will be watching this one at a…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 9

Northern Kentucky topless bars not topless anymore

Number dwindles as bikinis become the rule COVINGTON - There's less to meet the eye than there used to be in Covington's three remaining go-go bars. The clubs where the women used to go topless with strategically placed pasties recently have had…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 6 3

America's Sports Stadium Debt Racket

New Jersey officials recently celebrated the selection of the new stadium in the Meadowlands sports complex as the site of the 2014 Super Bowl. Absent from the festivities was any sense of the burden the complex has become for taxpayers. Nearly…

divadiver16 yrs ago 8 5

CELEBRITY SKANKS

which of the following would you screw? 1-Snooki (Jersey Shore) 2-Paris Hilton 3-the Kardishian girls 4-Lindsey Lohan 3-Rachel Uchitel (Tiger's # 1 whore) as for me, I'd let Kim Kardashian suck my pecker for a while then bust a nut in that big ole ass of

10inchesVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 21

Strip Club Owner Joe Redner Running for Florida House Seat

TAMPA, Fla. -- Forget the third time, will the ninth time be a charm for strip club owner Joe Redner? This week Redner filed to run for the District 58 state House seat currently held by Janet Cruz. The 69-year-old, best known…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 1

Most fucked up offer I've ever gotten.

Dancer: Hi, how are you? I'm Onyx. Ugly Waitress: [before I even respond to her] Would you like to buy the lady a drink, or take her back to the VIP? Me: Uh, I just got here, so I'm just going to chill…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 14

A nugget of humor...maybe

In the shower this morning I had some thoughts that struck me as somewhat funny. Perhaps you fellow TUSCLers could complete it... A wife's cooking is kinda like her abilities in bed: If she's a bad cook... 1. You might go…

Prim0Contributor16 yrs ago 6 4

Big Props & Thanks to Joe from NJ

Joe from NJ is a long-time poster here and he's just completed an extensive and thorough survey of Las Vegas clubs. I just want to take a moment to thank Joe for his contributions and thoughtfulness. Joe, thanks.

SlothropVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 3

Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. Reports May Adult Nightclub Sales of $6.7 Mil

HOUSTON, Jun 10, 2010 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (RICK 8.75, +0.63, +7.76%) , the nation's premier group of upscale gentlemen's clubs, reported sales of $6.7 million for its adult nightclubs in May. The overall gross revenue…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 8

AshleyMadison Bids $25M for Naming Rights to Meadowlands Stadium (ashleymadison

NEW YORK—If Noel Biderman were to get his wish, the 2014 Super Bowl would be played in AshleyMadison.com Stadium. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem likely. Biderman, the CEO of AshleyMadison.com, offered $25 million over five years for naming rights to the under-construction…

samsung1Elite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 3
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