Absolute best stripper quote....
CCRidermPennsylvania
Absolute best stripper quote from yesterday's adventure
Her: I don't usually give head up here, I'm actually one of the "Good" girls
Her: But if you really want me to, could you make another $50 as a tip?
Me: Well, I'm thinking about a $20 tip would be just about right.
Her: hmmmmm......I don't know.....everyone else usually gives me $50
I couldn't make out what she said next because her mouth was full.....
Stripper Shit....gotta love it.....
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Should this be "best", or simply "most common"?
Good to see you cut through the stripper shit on this one and won.
I had a recent encounter with absolute stripper shit.
Her: The dances are 1 for $25 but I'll give you a deal of 3 for $50.
Me: This is Cheeks and it is standard 2 for $25 anytime.
Her: No no, that is only when the DJ announces it, I'll knock $10 off my deal so 3 for $40
Me: Ok, fine 3 for $40
Her: No no, how about 3 for $45
Me: no just forget it
(DJ announces 2fer1 special)
Her: ok ok fine 2 for $25
Me: ok
She hurries back to the dance room ignoring me but I follow along anyways (warning sign the dance will be rushed)
During dance:
She freaked out about my hands moving and told me to keep them still.
Then she freaks out about my head moving when she sticks her small boobs up in my face, telling me to keep my head still.
I was glad she cut the 2fer1 short at one song (the first song was a good 5 minutes)...I just wanted to get away from that ROB.
She looked worried that I wasn't going to pay her the $25 but I did.