Absolute best stripper quote....
CCRiderm
Pennsylvania
Absolute best stripper quote from yesterday's adventure <br />
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Her: I don't usually give head up here, I'm actually one of the "Good" girls<br />
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Her: But if you really want me to, could you make another $50 as a tip?<br />
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Me: Well, I'm thinking about a $20 tip would be just about right.<br />
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Her: hmmmmm......I don't know.....everyone else usually gives me $50<br />
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I couldn't make out what she said next because her mouth was full.....<br />
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Stripper Shit....gotta love it.....<br />
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Her: I don't usually give head up here, I'm actually one of the "Good" girls<br />
<br />
Her: But if you really want me to, could you make another $50 as a tip?<br />
<br />
Me: Well, I'm thinking about a $20 tip would be just about right.<br />
<br />
Her: hmmmmm......I don't know.....everyone else usually gives me $50<br />
<br />
I couldn't make out what she said next because her mouth was full.....<br />
<br />
Stripper Shit....gotta love it.....<br />
2 comments
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I had a recent encounter with absolute stripper shit. <br />
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Her: The dances are 1 for $25 but I'll give you a deal of 3 for $50.<br />
Me: This is Cheeks and it is standard 2 for $25 anytime. <br />
Her: No no, that is only when the DJ announces it, I'll knock $10 off my deal so 3 for $40<br />
Me: Ok, fine 3 for $40<br />
Her: No no, how about 3 for $45<br />
Me: no just forget it<br />
(DJ announces 2fer1 special)<br />
Her: ok ok fine 2 for $25<br />
Me: ok<br />
She hurries back to the dance room ignoring me but I follow along anyways (warning sign the dance will be rushed)<br />
During dance:<br />
She freaked out about my hands moving and told me to keep them still.<br />
Then she freaks out about my head moving when she sticks her small boobs up in my face, telling me to keep my head still.<br />
I was glad she cut the 2fer1 short at one song (the first song was a good 5 minutes)...I just wanted to get away from that ROB. <br />
She looked worried that I wasn't going to pay her the $25 but I did.<br />
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