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Ever notice that sex isn't good sex until you pooped a little ?

A dad was walking past his sons bedroom and he hears his son in there jacking off. Dad looks in and says, "Son stop that! If you keep that uo you will go blind". The son says " Hay dad,…

hey does any one know what time Andrea gets to Godivas1 in greenville

Sup fellas I've been bagging food like crazy and I'm just touching base with my boys. You know after being a bagger for the last 98 year's I've learned a lot of tricks to get my Dick sucked for the…

Hello you crazy and inbred muthafuckaz. The power of the I-Phone reigns supreme. My phone has been dropped, smashed, kicked, stomped, and thrown. Today, my I-Phone was submerged in the cold Pacific Ocean. And…

New product introduction by Jif. Now that's creative.

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Sso I rolled up on dis hunny at the king of burgers and eas all like yea I will have sum fries and a shake and sum juicy ass pussy in my face ! I tell you eaht thah bitch…

Have you plays eaten da never indeigng patsa bowls at the gsrden it be all good and shit...I took my ATF their and tucked her int he bathetoom with a never ending bread stick

I think the dude can pull it off. Yes...Daredevil kind of sucked. But it wasn't due to Affleck. It was overall just a poorly done movie. Batman has had many incarnations...from campy to dark and brooding to the bat suit…

I rly like to jerk it. How much jerking it is to much?? Ther ar no good clubs near me so I have to go on a road trip to see some good tits an ass. But I also rly…

Returning to Texas n a few months, but to Houston, a city who's scene I'm not familiar with. Any Houston pros out there that can give me a city-guide? PM if you don't want to post.

What names would be funny for a strip club? The Leaky Nipple

No clue about these terms.

The owner of a St. Helena Parish[LA] strip club has sued a pastor for calling him a “schoolyard bully” while the minister lobbied to have the club shut down. Tyrone Butler, owner of The Mansion near Montpelier, filed his defamation lawsuit…

What makes a good quality discussion thread on tuscl ? Enjoy ;)

At the risk of sounding stupid, what exactly does OTC stand for. I know that its means taking a stripper outside the club. But what are the words with the abbreviation stand for.

An attempted sexual assault in a local strip club parking lot was reported to Bloomington police at about 2:30 a.m. Thursday. The 22-year-old female victim reported a male forced her into his vehicle in the parking lot of Night Moves, 1730…

Well, he finally resigned. The guy was definitely a dirt bag and should not have been mayor. Thing is, the media and victims are categorizing much of what he did as sexual harassment which seems incorrect to me.…

Ever get an assSunday stuck up your dancers ass and stuck your own nuts up in their just to get it out ? I did this 30min ago and i still got shit on my Dick ! I'm the real draculalucard…

Witch one do you pick ?

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How do you know when you're talking to the real person and not the stripper persona? When you are getting real signs of interest from her. Here are 6 signs when a stripper and exotic dancer is really interested in…