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Feeling under the weather today so I'm screwin' 'round the net. Thought I'd look for nekkid chick related FloriDUH incidents. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/don-a-samuelson_n_3976664.html Gator Vet school prof uses camera pen to get up skirts and down blouses. Dumbass. Tenure doesn't protect your job…

anyone eat stripper pussy in VIP. done it a couple of times with ATF after she gave me a BBBJ. always made sure that I was the first VIP visit of the day for her.

Saw on SW, that a few guys have worn vibrating bullets and turned them on during lap dances. I'm sure this has to be a surprise for the girl. Has anyone done this? How did it go?

I just got off the phone with the PlayHouse-Romulus-Michigan (number off website) and "he" said they were planning on opening this Friday 12/20.Does any one have any opinions on hitting a club in the first…

They must make those bombs illegal! They need to start putting up "Bomb Free Zone" signs!

I didn't catch it yesterday. What was the final score in the Seahawks versus Giants game?

Ladies and gentlemen, today's topic of discussion is The Tube Top. Under optimal conditions, the Tube Top is an amazing and accentuating piece of cloth. Under not so optimal conditions, the Tube Top is just a top. It takes…

About a year ago, we had a Billy Jack I suppose it hindsight, it wasn't a gear movie, but I was young and I loved it. Instead of rewriting what I write before, here is the link https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=19830

My contined exchange with camcam21... Cool. North Carolina. I'd invite you to join me but you probably don't want to be on the wrong end of a d'k tahg. There is a high likelihood of that if you come to Qo'noS. --Original…

So, my phone rings at 4am and I get a text from ATF Lite. She says, "I love you from the bottom of my heart" What should I think about.this? a) It's 10 days before Christmas and it's time to do some…

Dancer: You seem like nice, quiet guy. Me: Yeah mostly, but I can be full of surprises. (long pause) Me: Sorry, I guess that's not the best thing to say when you've got your hand on somebody's butt.

Since I've frequented strip clubs for 30 years, I think I can speak authoritatively on dancer quality through those years. Now though I'm a baby boomer myself, I have to admit that Gen X women were far and away…

Hi, everyone, it's me jester214 (or as Dugly very disrespectfully calls me "the jestie-girl". Fuck that loser.) Anyway, I have the greatest admiration for rickdugan and not just because of how he really puts Dugly in line but also because…

Yes, I know I made so much noise before about how I was going to run all the trolls of TUSCL but I was accused of accomplishing nothing. But, come on, let's get real. I did accomplish something. I made…

Happened to me last night. It was late and I was getting tired. Happened after maybe a dozen dances from multiple dancers. The last girl who asked me I would have gotten a couple dances from her…

Since we are talking the Heisman Trophy in another thread, I am wondering if the Nobel Prize has been sullied by Obama (four wars since winning it) and the rest of the ilk (Gore with his global warming lies, A…

Even the numbnuts Zipman has joined in. And Juice did another bull shit review. Tumblingdice may enjoy that review. I'm outta here.

Seems like 90% of every thread I open these days is just some pure garbage that has absolutely nothing to do with strip clubs. RickyBoy has succeeded in ruining this board, which I guess was his plan all along. Hope…

I posted my own story a while back regarding having a relationship with a stripper. I'm asking myself a number of question: Why did I get involved with a stripper in the first place? What future did I expect from having a…

I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."

I'd like to point out some continuity errors in TUSCL. I think it can be explained is Juice was affected by almost the same mutation as Jamie Madrox. The stress of Juice's infamous combat with Shodowcat caused his dupes to…

On Facebook, an ex-dancer posted that she would like to go back to dancing but can't stomach the current Detroit strip club scene: "I miss dancing on stage. I miss actual lap dances lol. I used to average $600/night no nasty…

You know the photos accompanying this story are gonna be good. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stripper-boyfriend-tipper-stolen-car-20131214,0,7907703.story

The Heisman Trust mission statement: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity." "...with integrity" Just sayin'

Mega Millions jackpot is at $550 mil. If you won it, the lump sum after-tax payout could set up quite the nice recurring stream of annual income. When the jackpots climb to these levels, I admit I find…