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How many tax returns do you folks have to do this year? I need to do 8, count 'em 8! And, of these, only one is due to being late.

With the state of the economy and increased competition from other adult "entertainment"( AMPs, escorts, online porn), there seems to be a consolidation among the clubs here in Phoenix. One upscale club has all the best girls and its main…

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who have some of the bouncers you seen in clubs looked like. the club I went to last night had a Ron Burgundy look with the porn star mustache and all.

Last nite I was at a club that was not my usual club. I was sitting at stage when a sort of cute brunette came on stage ( too skinny for my taste) she came over to me and said,…

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So I've been on this site for slightly over 3 years now. Read a lot of interesting discussions and seen members come and go. Stiletto25- Last seen: January 2013, which probably means she won't ever be back. Since I've been a…

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http://www.marketwatch.com/story/americans-less-likely-to-change-jobs-now-than-in-1980s-2014-01-10 I went 42 years with the same employer. How long did you hold out?

I got a dance the other night from a french babe who was easily a 10, however she was lifeless during the LD, and lazy on stage. Have you guys noticed this as well?

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As a newbie who plans to have his first lap dance soon, I've looked for good lap dance videos to see what it's like, and found very few... Mostly just grand theft auto video game clips. Anyone know where to…

I was club'n with some friends of mine in SC last night. One of the strippers siting at our table said to a friend of mine. Your sperm can meet my egg in the VIP room for $500.00. Y'all can…

I've seen many dancers that are spending some of their money on getting their teeth fixed. I even know of one that claims to be 50. A nice set of teeth is a thing of beauty and ugly teeth are…

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/

I was surprised by the outpouring of religious sentiment on the thread about all of us being star stuff. Children of the supernovae. Kind of poetic to me. Now I don't have any problem with religious folk that don't push…

Multiple gunshots fired near the Mystic Gentleman's Club in southeast Portland left two people in critical condition early Sunday morning. According to Portland Police detectives, the shooting was first reported just before 9 p.m. Saturday at the intersection of SE 99th…

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I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this is not the strangest thing a…

"Doesn't anybody read books any more? Learn new words. Travel the world in your mind. Let your imagination soar" This is a quote from farmerart recently. The following is a book that I am rereading for the umpteenth time: "The Jesus Factor"…

I recently returned to Austin after six months in Fort Worth/Dallas. I really enjoyed the clubs in the Dallas area (esp. NW area). I'm now back in Austin and just as it was when I left the strip…

A man was shot dead this morning in the parking lot of a Las Vegas strip club. Lt. Michael Wallace said police received a call about 8:20 a.m. from someone who heard gunshots outside Crazy Horse III near Russell Road and…

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