off topic paranormal avatars

It seems like my avatar seems to be influencing events.

Record rainfall has fallen since I've chosen the stormy lightning avatar. It stopped raining and went back to dry when I changed it.
Record numbers of murders happened in my town when I picked a female death avatar.
Even when I had a million dollar fake bill, that was apparently when the US agreed to make a deal releasing billions of dollars to Iran. Was the deal fake? Hard to say.

I think I might find a UFO avatar. I doubt a bunch of aliens are going to land in DC or New York because I changed avatars.
Apparently the NSA must have figured all this out and wiped out all my pictures on this site due to security reasons.

Fact or fiction? Facts are stranger than fiction sometimes.
I thought nothing strange was happening in my life too.

I will prove this is just coincidence with a new avatar, whenever I get on my computer.

But If aliens land, it wasn't my fault.

Just thought you guys needed some entertainment.