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A couple of weeks ago I was getting dances from one of the finest dancers I've ever seen. While she is beautiful and sweet, her dances are somewhat unspectacular. We've really never had that much chemistry either.…

Atlanta: Oh, I left the toaster oven on.

Founder, is there a reason? I still use Windows XP. Could that be it?

Seriously now, do any of the girls who say this really believe that a guy is going to pull out just as he is hitting full steam? It takes a lot of willpower to pull out just when things…

TRAVERSE CITY — A Traverse City man told police he strangled and tried to kill his sleeping girlfriend because she opposed his strip club visits. Sean William Jones, 30, faces felony charges of assault with intent to murder and assault by…

Once an old man gave me some great advice. He told me that if I ever got married to make sure she had really big boobs. He told me that they had to be at least big enough to…

Seems like hot chick (medical) doctors are way over-represented among doctors who appear on TV (relative to how many there are among the general population of doctors). Inevitable I guess, given the appeal to multiple demographics: Typical chick: "A…

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-shot-at-gentlemens-club-on-detroits-west-side

I watched the third season of Amish Mafia last night and in I think the sixth and eighth episodes they talked about there being clandestine Amish strip clubs. They call them "madyll gucka". The first instance had non-Amish guys running…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/movies/frankie-and-alice-movie-review/2014/04/02/f57c7c0a-b5da-11e3-8020-b2d790b3c9e1_story.html

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, The Smoking Gun reported. Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought…

Were you or were you not seen in Platinum Plus Columbia with Bonesbrother?

Whenever I go to this particular club I always get dances from this one girl. I like her, nice body , small boobs though but everytime I'm with her I have a good time. I haven't done a VIP with…

It seems like a dancer asks me that question every time I go to a club and I still haven't come up with a good answer. Obviously she wants to join me. "so that I am not alone" but how…

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/23/us/georgia-governor-signs-gun-bill/index.html We better ban Georgia quick. In all seriousness, I'm pretty pro-gun but I always though discouraging people from carrying guns in bars was probably a good thing. Other than that I don't see much of an issue.

I want to find out if there is interest in having a TUSCL meet in Detroit this summer. We could get to know other TUSCLers, engage in witty and sophisticated conversation, and enjoy Detroit-style lap dances If you're interested, please reply…

Like some of my brothers and sisters, I am a coffee drinker. Love it. I sometimes drink cafe when I'm at the club. At this one club, there's this Brasilian bombshell who also is a coffee queen.…

Most of us know that the vast majority of dancer/customer relations are all about money. However, I see some cynicism on TUSCL that suggests several guys here think it is impossible to actually make a real-world connection with a dancer, even…

I'm not necessarily a fan of sci-fi action flicks. I find single scene teleplays such as "12 Angry Men" more compelling. But I have to say, the trailers for "Godzilla" look very interesting.

does anyone know where i could find asian dancers in the new jersey area? any clubs that have one

I had a true PSE with a dancer I recently met, and she has endeared herself with encouraging text messages as well. Since she and I are effectively anonymous here, I have decided to share my favorite of her texts:…

It has been taking a whole minute or two for me recently.

A prominent heart doctor is trying to skirt $135,000 in credit-card charges at a Manhattan jiggle joint by claiming strip-club staff drugged him, according to a new civil lawsuit. Scores NY says in its suit that Dr. Zyad Kivarkis Younan “voluntarily”…

Two men were stabbed early Tuesday morning in or near a strip club in North Beach, police said. Just after 1 a.m., a suspect stabbed two men during an altercation near Broadway Street and Columbus Avenue, said Sgt. Danielle Newman, a…

MEMPHIS, TN - (WMC) – A group of single moms is outraged by a sign posted outside a Memphis strip club. The new marquee at The Pony adult nightclub on Winchester Avenue says "Support Single Moms." The Pony touts itself as "America's…