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"The writer-producer also was behind 'Knight Rider,' 'Fall Guy' and 'Six Million Dollar Man'" Those were some good TV shows http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/glen-a-larson-dead-battlestar-748879
With apologies to the Eagles, welcome to the Hotel Intifada... On a South London ring road, Diesel fumes in my hair, Warm smell of samosas, Rising up through the air. Up ahead by the Poundshop, I saw a flickering light, Completely knackered and I needed…
Demand a divorce during the wedding ceremony. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html
I have been getting dances from this girl for several months and we have gone as far as we can go at the table. We need to move on to the next step. I live 37 miles south of the…
Drunk shot best friend, cut his penis off and fed it to his dog http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-shot-best-friend-cut-4650044
You know that when minds with the track record for accuracy and objectivity of Fox News, The Economist, and our very own stevie-girl are all in agreement on economic matters then it must be so. Right now they are all…
What does 6.9 mean? A period that gets in the waynof a good time. What is the square route of 69? Ate something. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-loto-puss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass
If you got to your favorite Strip club after a long hiatus and you were really excited to go. You walk in with a turgid boner and all the dancers were over 200 pounds. One grabs tour junk and starts…
I went to the ATM, and upon seeing my DS, i sprung a TB, and we started DFK'ing. She asked if I wanted to LDK, but I said I preferred OTC. She said that would be 1G. I protested…
Security guards at a South Philadelphia strip club shot a man early Sunday after he allegedly tried to run one of them over with his minivan, police said. The 27-year-old man was kicked out of Club Onyx on Christopher Columbus Boulevard…
When I get a lapdance, my favorite thing is not sex (I prefer sex OTC). My favorite thing during a lapdance is kissing. Unfortunately I haven't received a lot of kissing in lapdances in my strip clubbing career. I've been…
The best thing about this story of an Oklahoma strip club is the picture of the club. The club is what we in the civilized parts of the nation call a a barn. http://www.kswo.com/story/27400357/strip-club-busted-for-after-hours-parties
Technological advances like this are a great example of just how DOOMED we are (just like Steve-girl said) and how bleak the "future" is looking: http://bloom.bg/1xD5GkF
Did anyone else see Rick get a manicure? He has meat hands. Is that better or worse than sausage fingers?
I had to look it up on Urbandictionary and this is what I got: The most annoying piece of shit in the world. It is commonly used by attention seeking whores. Some uses for it USED to be: Number sign Sharp…
In the area you live, where do you see the most hot girls? Strip clubs? Nightclubs? Bars? Work? School? Beaches? Mall? Other? I live in the Portland area, and I would probably have to say strip clubs. I know seeing naked…
Two dyslexics walked into a bra A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel from a sailing ship strapped around his groin. "Doesn't that hurt?", said the bartender. The pirate replied, "arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!"
New glossary term
was watching the food network while eating lunch and saw a new show being aired. the show is called southern at heart. I then witness the following: a thick curvy blonde w/an awesome smile cooking some real good food. I…
The polar vortex has hit again and here in Minneapolis we're stuck in January-type temperatures. I went to the local Daja Vu and the place was pretty cold inside. Most of the girls were wearing leggings or stockings. Many…
I know that a lot of dancers cover up pimples and other imperfections on their face with make up but apparently little is done to cover up the ones on their asses. I guess they can't see them so they…
How common is it that you take nude pictures of dancers with their consent? I took nude pics of my ATF, but agreed not to include her face. I want pics of my DS but don't want to…
I only go to nude clubs and while in the past the dancing ability of the girls has not been great lately I've noticed they don't even pretend anymore. Club after club it's pretty much walk around, lay down, spread,…
Do any of you do this? When I was working that would have been grounds for firing but couldn't happen anyway because the IT people had massive content filters on all internet access.
It turned out to be a respectable showing. besides myself Papi_Chulo, snowtime, chandler, Verybigdawg, joewebber & Thekingof32 were in attendance. I enjoyed talking to the guys in between getting dances and I finally bailed out at 6:30 after doing…
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