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Did you ever try to read a book when your drunk????

Can you log on tO tuscl when your drunk? Im drunk 4ight now...yeaaaaaaaaaaah

Shadowcat does a good job posting news stories on shootings at clubs. Have any of you been at a club and actually witnessed any kind of physical altercation between customers or between customers and club employees? (I'm not including dancer-on-dancer…

I was talking to a friend of mine this morning. He told me he went to a AMP and used his Visa card. Then he told me he got a call from his visa company. Asking him if he…

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/over-ellen-pao-loses-210724306.html you didn't get promoted because you're a woman, it's because nobody liked your ass!

I don't know who on the forum began using the term "brilliant" but I would like to borrow it to characterize what I just saw on the NCAA Tip-Off Show: Barkley: "if NC State can outscore the Louisville Cardinals, I think…

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner, we have the always loquacious Reining Champion, SJG! And in that corner the verbose Challenger, JS69! May the best man win!

Hi! I just joined this site (SW). I'm a post-op trans woman. I'm a pretty small woman at about 125 pounds. People never recognize me as trans in my day to day life anymore, and people assume that I'm cisgender. I've…

As I open my eyes this morning, the scene before me is surreal. I am disoriented and initially can't figure out exactly where I am. It's like an opening scene to Breaking Bad, where there's all sorts of weird shit…

Everyone catch the ass-whooping Kentucky put on West Virginia last night. Does anyone think any team out there can beat Kentucky? I always pull for the underdog (unless it’s a fave team playing) but IMO Kentucky just has too much. As an analogy…

Just saw on the news today that the Greenville County Sheriff is investigating Platinum Plus for "Prostitution and general nascence" charges. They were sweeping the place for evidence (used condoms?) according to the report. With all the murders and crime…

Women becoming prostitutes over global warming! http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/26/congresswoman-claims-climate-change-will-turn-women-into-prostitutes/

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/study-taylor-swift-kim-kardashian/ I don't agree with this at all. I definitely like a decent sized booty and at least a B cup, although Kim Kardashian's ass is a little too big for me, but I'd take that over a body like Taylor…

He who puts everyone on ignore is covering his ears and shaking his head and saying, "la la la la la la la". Childish...Just Childish

https://www.tuscl.net/adserver/www/images/3bf736e78dd2021ab64958955fc918b0.gif 1. Really, a bald chick? I know her hair can kinda tickle but that's a pretty drastic solution. 2. What is up with her tits? 3. Is she trying to keep his leg hard or what? 4. I…

How many strippers named for cities have you gotten dances from? Here's my list: London (3) Paris (3) Brooklyn (2) Miami Chicago (!) Dallas Austin Phoenix I met but didn't get dances from Vegas and Memphis.

I've heard about this a few days ago from a friend of a friend. It saddens me. I didn't realize I had met at least two of the girls until I heard the story on the local news. The…

Normally I'm so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko that I don't have time to think about anything else. Today, however, I did have some time to think. Now I don't ever want my…

A while back a video was posted of a girl walking thru Manhattan and getting catcalls – I thought it was mostly BS; but seeing this latest video makes me think sometimes it’s wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juypml7N_DY

As in Carlos hailing from the Midwest - dude has some good knowledge about strip clubs and general observations. Much better than Rickelle

Shailynn's president thread got me thinking! I think the US and Europeans should just offer the Iranians a certain # of slutty 7up girls in exchange for each centrifuge! Get those mullahs thinking "do we want U-235 or slutty 7+…

Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that! http://dailym.ai/1y9AtTR

Never let a stripper inject you with heroin. http://dailym.ai/1y9U0DR

I got dances recently with a new girl who uses my TUSCL nick for her stage name. I didn't mention to her what we had in common, but I did tell her she looked cuter than the 'Friends' character.

I was discussing VIP with one dancer a few years ago and she told me that if I didn't believe how good she was that she would bring over one of her regular customers to tell me. For all I…