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Strippers bragging about how good they are.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
A few years ago I had one tell me that her boy friend was the brother of the club manager and the house mom had told her that she must really be good at giving blow jobs since she landed him. Truth is, she was a good cock sucker.

16 comments

  • JamesSD
    10 years ago
    Lol!

    This thread was way better than I expected.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    I have found that the ones that brag usually are not as good as advertised
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    Most women think they give good BJ's when in my experience there's only a few who really know what they are doing. Pro's do tend to be better than civis IMHO.
  • Holdem2
    10 years ago
    Totally agree Rockstar! I've screened dozens of chicks for this talent. 90% said they were really good at it. Only 2 were.
  • bkkruined
    10 years ago
    I think for a lot of guys, any time they get there dick in a strippers mouth it's a "really good" blowjob. And I'm not going to argue with them about that.
    But there are a few out there that have given me exceptional blow jobs. And based on most of the blow jobs I've gotten before, I don't think most ladies understand what makes those exceptional ones so great.
    The most memorable involved a lot of spit, slurping and slapping her face with it and all kinds other porn worthy graphics along with a warm wet mouth and steady constant rythm. But that was in a Bangkok blow job bar, where that was all they offer (with a beer).
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    Few women IMO truly enjoy “the art” of dick-sucking – and IMO often times people are not good at what they do not enjoy doing.
  • Diva1975
    10 years ago
    They don't call it a job for nothing!
  • JamesSD
    10 years ago
    I've had my dick sucked by plenty of women in my life, and very few were "great". Most of those had to be trained to handle me properly. I was always pleasantly surprised to find girls with both enthusiasm and talent.

    I only had one who talked a big game and was really just okay. I mean, any bj without teeth is pretty good. But obviously she'd had guys over praise her oral skills.
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    So far for me, the worst head I've ever gotten was from strippers. Great hand jobs, but not so good head :(

    Color me disappointed.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    The main idea behind this topic was strippers bragging. Not so much just about blow jobs.

    Diva - I have a t-shirt that's reads "Blow Job. The only job I'll ever love".
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    One pro told me she gave the best blowjob in town. Considering a few reviewers said she did, too, I was really looking forward to it.

    At its best, the BJ was just meh.
  • ididthisonce
    10 years ago
    Had a half way decent looking blonde insist that if took her to the ViP that I would never get a dance from another girl again. She smelled like weed.
  • rl27
    10 years ago
    While the majority of strippers who bragged how great their lap dances were, were not good at all, so far every dancer who said her blowjobs were great, has been.
  • georgmicrodong
    10 years ago
    @PhantomGeek: Had a similar experience with one local provider with a nickname of "the head doctor." Reviewer after reviewer claims she's awesome, best head they've ever had. So I went to see her, and let me tell you, she must be handing out free blowjobs or something to get those reviews. Not only not the best, but probably one of the worst that *I* have ever had.

    I never posted a review, assuming that with all the accolades, I'd just be accused of having an agenda or something. Can't help but wonder what kind of shitty head some of these guys are getting if that's the "best" they've had.
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    GMD, you'll probably find the bunch of them doing each other in a parking lot or an alley.
  • warhawks
    10 years ago

    I've had some of the best head ever in my life at SC's by dancers.

    But I've also had some really average to down right poor experiences. Finding a good one is what all us mongers keep hunting for....
    And when you find a good one, you are always disappointed when you go to the club and she's not working or has left the business. lol.
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