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Please don't say "a strip club."

Left the strip club, didn't feel drunk. Pulled over for speeding, failed sobriety test. Don't drink and drive. JS69, what are my options. First ever DUI, and first ever arrest. Police never mirandized either. Actually didn't know I…

I've reconnected with free girl again. Amazingly, she very badly wants to have a fuck date. I never cease to be amazed at the effects of daddy issues. What do you call a relationship when you…

Other girls at her club told video girl that I had asked them for sex. So she's all paranoid that I'm going to dump her. But of course I assured her that I would never risk the drama…

Can someone please define that phrase I hear every now and then? Are you currently living it or a nightmare? When was the last one and when will be the next?

I often invite my favorite strippers to my house and cook them a good meal (before having them for dessert.) My friend Holly came over yesterday for lunch. As soon as she sat down at the…

In other words, who is the dirtiest old man in here

Old tusclers don't die, they just _________________

It was a great time he came first and I followed with a massive load

I knew it! They also planted okra and have a kfc in the Oval Office. Fuck me!

Inspired by ... ta da! ... Stripperweb: Kirakonstantin--------------> I saw my regular on Thursday and it was a pretty normal session. He wasn't sure about this week, so we agreed that we would talk on Monday and make plans. He also called…

They blocked me

Why no class guys. I guess if I took a stripper on a date I would take her to kfc then go to del Friscos or elways while leaving the bitch at kfc.

We want to see some tits and ass. You sound sexy(-;

I am worried my wife will see everything I have written. I plan to blame it all on crazy Joe. What would you do?

Only time a hit a stripper.

Will this get my wife sick via sperm from my dick?

I am trying to save money so went for straight canola oil. The bouncers said I needer better lube. Does anyone know what Rick used to jerk this bouncer with ?

I just figured the liberals like to give their money away so please fund me. I am broke.

At my local strip club, somebody bought a round for the house. I was thinking it has been ages since I saw somebody do this. Is this practice dead? I remember in the 90s .com era there always…

In honor of one North Carolinian whom I would enjoy his commentary on Super Bowl 50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xus57BaY3hI

I turn on the TV for coverage of the Super Bowl, and all they're talking about is Cam Newton and race. Does anyone wanna talk about the actual game lol?

OK, so I have to admit that the buffet at my local KFC is a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't go often, for a number of reasons, but when I do I do some damage. In fact, I just…

I had a good review posted about a new club that opened. All of a sudden the review is gone. Could it be the new club didn't claim their page yet, as there was another club at the same site.…

Curious and bored so time for one of my all famous polls lol. The word slut and whore are often used in strip clubs and even in real life a lot. While I have discussed before and most on here…