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To go or not to go? Is it worthwhile to attend special events at da club? My intuition says no, unless you just love the buffet, because if whatever the attraction is does draw the crowd for which they're hoping,…

When I am in Tijuana and take a women upstairs I usually leave a 20 dollar tip after the session. Do you guys think this is mandatory, excessive, or just not necessary? Please give some input.

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Last night about 5:00 I got a call from a dancer I've known for many years. She had lost her phone and needed an Uber to get to work. I agreed and she got to work on time ($30.57). At…

U guys ever walk in the club and notice all the dancers are sitting with their legs crossed ? I think its sexy especially when they stretch their leg out and it seems like they are showing their leg off…

Here's 2016s most popular names to call that little bundle of joy. Girl / Boy 1 Sophia Jackson 2 Emma Aiden 3 Olivia Lucas 4 Ava Liam 5 Mia Noah 6 Isabella Ethan 7 Riley Mason 8 Aria Caden 9 Zoe Oliver 10 Charlotte Elijah 11 Lily Grayson 12 Layla Jacob 13 Amelia Michael 14 Emily Benjamin 15 Madelyn Carter 16 Aubrey James 17 Adalyn Jayden 18 Madison Logan 19 Chloe Alexander 20 Harper Caleb

Half-English half-St. Lucian glamour girl Courtnie Quinlan strips down to utter nudity, though nary a coochie is to be seen: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/11/courtnie-quinlan-topless-round-up (19 photos) Vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Born: 1991 Plymouth, Devon, England Years active: 2011 - present Nationality: British Body Measurements: 30E-23-35 Bra/cup…

I understand you think you're cool. Banging 20 year old strippers who tell you that you have a big schlong, you wear 2 gold chains and you don't drive a minivan anymore. Yeah you're cool... but nobody comes…

The only way you can atone for being white is to give up all of your gas guzzling vehicles and move to the inner city after giving up all of your wealth for reparations. It's the only way to settle our…

My idea of a workout is perusing pictures of Jodie Gasson pretending to work out by pouring water on her ample bosom as she gradually sheds her workout clothes. Whew! Makes me sweat just to think about it! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/jodie-gasson-british-style-topless-workout Jodie's vital stats…

McDonald's waffle fries? Yes, please http://usat.ly/2gVjUwn

After taking multiple doses of psychotropic drugs like Zoloft or Paxil, along with smoking a bunch of weed while taking 100 mg of Viagra? I recently did this and my wife has basically allowed me a hall pass to go out…

I see they are cleaning up and pulling stuff out of the place. Big roll off trash bin outside. In my mind, I am thinking if anyone needs some DNA to contaminate a crime scene. Perhaps that would be…

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Do you ever have skid marks on your head when you take off the granny panties?

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Larry ends up with a swirly in the McD's shitter

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Why you might want to think twice before shaving your pubic hair http://usat.ly/2hi9bJo

I am beginning something I haven't tried before and I want some advice from the serious mongers on here, not the Fruit Loops crowd. I took a chance on a posting in Craig's list…

Because he is gay! Lol!

In a nude club, when one of the girls doesn't take her panties off on stage. Could that be a sign of low mileage from her? What does that usually mean?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007134/KFC-New-Zealand-creates-scented-candle-smells-fried-chicken.html My apologies if this has already been posted. I've been gone a lot lately.

Q. Why did the Japanese stripper get excited on November 8? A. She heard it was erection day. Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg? A: Eileen Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg? A: Irene Q.…

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This is so obvious that I shouldn't have to say it. Except that I think that some of you will inexplicably disagree with me. It's more fun to watch/dance with a fully nude attractive woman than one who is topless.…