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Poker, Food, Stripers, Friends and a $180 well spent

Wednesday, November 23, 2016 9:25 AM
Last night was a fun night at the local club playing our 20 man free tournament, a thanksgiving feast for the players and dancer's. Games went well. I placed 2 in tournament #1 and 3 in tournament #2. The thanksgiving pot luck was delicious and the dancers was popping for a slow night at the club. Got 9 dances from 3 dancer's that costed $180 that's $20 a pop. First girl was Lil nerdy video gamer chick that was tiny but had nice breast and ass size and roundness in proportion to her cute tiny frame. She was new to the club and gave a soft and slow grind that got me so rock hard she had no option but grind on it...it was funny because during song one she was dancing and talking and by song two she felt Mr happy say hello and the look on her face was priceless lol...good thing is she kept working on my Area. Girl 2 was a tall thick blond with large but perky breasts and she let me breastfeeding for three songs but some how she left grinding on Mr happy although he was still happy lol. Girl 3 was a long time Pro and I knew she would get the job done and close out the night. She is a thick brunette with fake breasts and ass and tattoos. She knew what was up and got a club shirt to lay on my lap so when I jizzed it wouldn't get on her...let's just say I took a nap when I got home lol Great times at the local clubs some times...god bless my friends and wish me luck at the WSOP main event at Hurrahs casino this coming week...buy in is $1,600 for a Million dollar price pool

13 comments

  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    Maybe the nerdy video game stripper can trade xbox360 games with you. I think you have some typos in your post. I believe you meant to say you're entering a $16 tournament at the local VFW for a prize pool of $100, not $1,600 for a million. Sausage fingers put too many zeros in there, I know, it happens. Happy Thanksgiving and I hope Jackie cooks you a nice dinner!!!!
  • ime
    8 years ago
    Listen fuckface pick one handle and stick with it
  • zipman68
    8 years ago
    Good luck Juicebro!!! Eat yosef silly on the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay turkey! Y'all know whut strippers dig on turkey day? Turkey drumstick up the asshole! WEEE-YAWWW!!!!
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Juice you learned how to spell, or you got shailynn to ghostwrite this for you ! Now you guys need to start hitchhiking down I75 to get to Follies before they close for Thanksgiving.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Justin your a nut. I'm glade you enjoyed yourself. Nice review
  • just_the_nuts
    8 years ago
    Not sure all you guys believe I'm juice when clearly we are different people. Some of you guys make me laugh.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    I know one thing, no matter who you are all you fuckers will destroy a value member at Arbys
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Lol shaylynie so true
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    To- just the nuts different people how, like Superman & Clark Kent or like Batman & Bruce Wayne or like Mrs Doubtfire & Daniel Hilliard or like Victor & Victoria I could go on, but you get the idea. ; )
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Good work nuts man
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Did you get a bbbj for the $180?
  • ime
    8 years ago
    Lloyd gave him the full BFE, juice doesn't play the chumps game
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
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