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A couple of well known, sensitive, urban malcontents who frequent this website have excoriated others for allegedly “denigrating” women. I find this phony high-mindedness totally preposterous especially coming from that dim-witted fruitcake who sometimes refers to his girlfriends as “bitches…

The cornerstone of American democracy, the premise that all men are created equal, is a blatant lie. Let’s set aside for the moment that America has been shamefully slow in living up to the proposition that all men should be…

Q. How many strippers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One. But it takes four emergency room doctors to remove it.

Got a mouthful from two dancers for two things that I'm apparently doing wrong. Would like some feedback. With one girl, I asked her age very early when she was sitting with me. We didn't agree on doing anything…

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So it seems like every few months on this site some guy pops up looking for a stripper he once new long ago. I have always found this to be super weird. Like WTF are these guys thinking? Are they going…

I'm new to Central NJ (near Princeton) and looking for a fun club to visit. My preference is for more upscale places and white American or Eastern European girls. I like places that have VIP rooms and a GFE vibe…

I’ve written on this site about a dancer who I pursued and pursued hard for weeks. After 8 weeks of lapdances I gave her an ultimatum. She asked me to help her with $2000 of dental work for which…

Willy Wonker just got a new toy that allows you to do more than just bump and grind. You can now view your best performance at never-before-seen angles, thanks to the GoPro Cock Cam. The penis camera, which records your intimate bedroom…

“AI-Powered Sexbot Harmony to Lecture Scientific Symposium on Love & Sex” https://www.google.com/amp/s/sputniknews.com/amp/society/201906301076108507-ai-powered-sexbot-harmony-scheduled-lecture-scientific-symposium-love-sex-reports/

https://youtu.be/VMaukae4C10 I watched these dump trucks racing and that looked dam fun! I am thinking about racing the shit truck like that. I can dump a load on all my competition 😀😁😆😅😂🤗😏 And the competition will look like this! 😢😭🤒😷😖

Tonight i will finally be in paradise

...and those who know and know how much they still don't know." Which Kind Are You? Title says it all.

I heard there are reviews around this site somewhere. Can I become a club review writer?

If you’ve done any reading at all about “indigenous people” you will surely have noticed some peculiarities. For one, indigenous people are generally presumed to be superior (albeit in a crude, brutish sort of way) than your typical urban dweller…

what ever happened to princess from here did she land somewhere else? heard she left

“Kate Couric thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is a lot older than that.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-cN8sJz50Ng "1 in 4 men would consider having sex with a robot" “The other 3 in 4 would consider it as…

I'm reposting this in hopes of getting some responses... Fellow TUSCLers, I will be in Berkeley Springs WV for the upcoming July 4 weekend and am looking to monger on one of the nights, probably Friday the 5th in early evening.…

I was at a strip club in LA and there was a pretty girl wearing a tight dress that was not that skimpy, so I asked if she was working. She said yeah and asked if I wanted a dance,…

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Looks like they got their new owner and are closed for remodeling. Some of the dancers think it's going to be 6 months before they re open. They got their beer and wine license, but are still hoping for a…

How do you tell a stripper they don't have to hustle to get you in to the SC? Lately I get the text (come see me tonight) I tell her I'm busy but I'll come in tomorrow. I get…

Yes, Icey, there IS a difference ... https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1699

probably only the visible ones are real?