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is skibum’s real name fred?

rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
Wednesday, September 11, 2019 11:41 AM
My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

10 comments

  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Have you noticed that The Ricks are taking over UBER. Pay close attention to that crab wearing a suit and using his claws on the steering wheel. SJG Researching the origins of the Ricks, meetings held at Farben Haus in Frankfurt, end of 1943. [view link] Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs [view link] Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum [view link] is skibum’s real name fred? [view link]
  • SJGsAMPGirlfriend
    5 years ago
    Me call Rroyd big spender! He pay me good money!
  • ricktheturtle
    5 years ago
    San Jose Ape, we ricks are not driving Ubers, we are running Uber! And Lyft too. It’s a rick shell corporation. I’m an expert in shell corporations. Aah...yup!
  • JimGassagain
    5 years ago
    I thought it was Fredo?
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    The progenitors of IG Ricks did not in the Fall of 1943 know everything that we now know, but they still had most of it figured out. Meeting up there in the top floor of Farben Haus in Frankfurt, they figured out that hairless apes were an evolutionary dead end. Our heads are too big, so we have to be born premature as it is. No possibility of evolutionary advancement. So drawing from multiple Phyla and multiple Classes they decided that instead of continuing down an evolutionary dead end, they would employ technologically assisted evolution in order to speed the ascendancy of the Übermensch Farben Haus, completed 1931. Now being restored to its original intent as Ricks Haus. Click on the left top screen arrow to get back to maps. Then use zoom outs to see where this is. [view link] Close to Bonn, Dusseldorf, and Essen. Not that far from Nuremberg. Mr. B is one of the oldest affiliates of the Council of Ricks. He explains, "Back at the start of 1932 when my grandfather and I listened to Him speak in Dusseldorf, He told us that 'Democracy is counter evolutionary, it tries to substitute numbers for individual achievement.' Even though I was a very small boy back then, I still remember every word He said just like it was yesterday." SJG Researching the origins of the Ricks, meetings held at Farben Haus in Frankfurt, end of 1943. [view link] Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs [view link] Hitler's Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich [view link]
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    As I knew, "Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman--a rope over an abyss." [view link] So I had assumed that the Übermensch would be another hairless ape. But I see now that the progenitors of the Ricks decided that hairless apes are an evolutionary dead end. So now, it will be the UberRick, who emerges. SJG
  • mucktruck
    5 years ago
    Fuck you mackie
  • JAprufrock
    5 years ago
    I thought his real name was Mrs. Ben Carson.
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    ^^^ I see you are trying to justify your homosexual attraction to skibum. Keep up the freat work! Novody will figure out that you are gay
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    Lion, Crab, Vulture, Turtle, these are the four creatures who escort the throne, as the UberRick descends. SJG So a question to the Council of Ricks, have you ever done a hairless ape sacrifice? Do you plan to? [view link] Researching the origins of IG Ricks [view link]
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