is skibum’s real name fred?

rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot!

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Have you noticed that The Ricks are taking over UBER. Pay close attention to that crab wearing a suit and using his claws on the steering wheel.

SJG

Researching the origins of the Ricks, meetings held at Farben Haus in Frankfurt, end of 1943.
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

is skibum’s real name fred?
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SJGsAMPGirlfriend
5 years ago
Me call Rroyd big spender! He pay me good money!
ricktheturtle
5 years ago
San Jose Ape, we ricks are not driving Ubers, we are running Uber! And Lyft too. It’s a rick shell corporation. I’m an expert in shell corporations.

Aah...yup!
JimGassagain
5 years ago
I thought it was Fredo?
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
The progenitors of IG Ricks did not in the Fall of 1943 know everything that we now know, but they still had most of it figured out. Meeting up there in the top floor of Farben Haus in Frankfurt, they figured out that hairless apes were an evolutionary dead end. Our heads are too big, so we have to be born premature as it is. No possibility of evolutionary advancement.

So drawing from multiple Phyla and multiple Classes they decided that instead of continuing down an evolutionary dead end, they would employ technologically assisted evolution in order to speed the ascendancy of the Übermensch

Farben Haus, completed 1931. Now being restored to its original intent as Ricks Haus.

Click on the left top screen arrow to get back to maps. Then use zoom outs to see where this is.

https://www.google.com/maps/@50.1249161,…

Close to Bonn, Dusseldorf, and Essen. Not that far from Nuremberg.

Mr. B is one of the oldest affiliates of the Council of Ricks.

He explains,

"Back at the start of 1932 when my grandfather and I listened to Him speak in Dusseldorf, He told us that 'Democracy is counter evolutionary, it tries to substitute numbers for individual achievement.'

Even though I was a very small boy back then, I still remember every word He said just like it was yesterday."

SJG

Researching the origins of the Ricks, meetings held at Farben Haus in Frankfurt, end of 1943.
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Hitler's Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96r_nvkC…
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
As I knew,

"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman--a rope over an abyss."

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/384722-…

So I had assumed that the Übermensch would be another hairless ape.

But I see now that the progenitors of the Ricks decided that hairless apes are an evolutionary dead end.

So now, it will be the UberRick, who emerges.

SJG
mucktruck
5 years ago
Fuck you mackie
JAprufrock
5 years ago
I thought his real name was Mrs. Ben Carson.
MackTruck
5 years ago
^^^ I see you are trying to justify your homosexual attraction to skibum. Keep up the freat work! Novody will figure out that you are gay
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Lion, Crab, Vulture, Turtle, these are the four creatures who escort the throne, as the UberRick descends.

SJG


So a question to the Council of Ricks, have you ever done a hairless ape sacrifice? Do you plan to?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65268

Researching the origins of IG Ricks
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68176
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