Anyone know any good dick jokes?

no.

As a former GF once told me after we broke up:

"Sorry to tell you but you're the only guy I know that can fuck a Cherio and not break it"

^ I guess that was her way of telling me she wasn't gonna miss me

Here's a penis haiku I learned:

Life's like a penis. When it's hard, you're fucked, when it's Soft you can't beat it.

What are the three words that beta bitch Macktruck always hears when he is fucking one of his lot lizards?

Is it in?

If you wanted to injure Macktruck aka CuckTruck’s dick, what’s the easiest way?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

I heard CuckTruck dipshit gets a lot of chicks to come to his house as they are interested in his huge penis he brags about.

Problem is, after he gets them to his place, he pulls it out of the freezer and they all run away.

Holey shit! More proof I am famous! I get mentioned before I even posted on dis tred

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

"... Please tell me she didnt really say that --- I'd be suicidal if a chick ever told me that and meant it ..."

LOL - I was being dramatic - that was a line from one of those wacky early-80s comedies that stuck in my mind (I was in my early-teens when I saw the movie but can't remember the name) - I thought it was hilarious - but for w/e reason when I good the line nothing comes up - it was actually a guy telling that to his buddy in the movie whom was trying to hook up w/ the hottest girl in town - I think the original line was something like:

"... no offense but you're the only guy I know that can make love to a cheerio and not break it" - as if he was telling his buddy he didn't have a chance to hook-up w/ the hot-girl

^ "... but for w/e reason when I good the line nothing comes up ..."

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