This is just for fun. Easily half the strippers I've worked with over the years varied from aloof-but-professional to pretty fuckin cool. The facts compiled for this quiz we from THE OTHER HALF. Happy Zombie Jesus Day Feel free to…

Ever get a free handy from a gay patron of strip clubs looking for average frustrated chumps ?.......I have and its Damn good for free !

there is a SC I usually go, but recently i have the feeling that i am a PL in this club. I like 3 girls there, they are pretty beautiful IMO, we know each other and each time i go…

I usually read reviews of my club and those of competitors. This is the first review by a new member. What do you think, shill review? Descriptive, in any case... "Wow this was a great time to…

Does that mean she is more or less likely to give you a BBBJ in the VIP?

I got a few dances from this girl yesterday, and after the dances her back was drenched with sweat. She apologized for this, I told her I didn't mind. I kind of like that, it means she was putting some…

Instructor Alexis Wright pleaded guilty to using her Zumba fitness studio as a front for prostitution. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/30/zumba-instructor-pleads-guilty-kennebunk I know a dancer who is a fitness instructor and zumba teacher. I always assumed that "fitness instructor" was her legal occupation, but maybe…

I was just reading an article about Argentina and saw their President. Looks very MILFish. Started to think about if I could spend an evening with any world leader, who would it be? I know my answer now, and not…

I was recently asked how much I usually tip a dancer on stage. So I thought that I would toss that out there this morning. 98% of my tips are $1. I'm not really interested in the stage performance, so…

I love bringing.a rose to some of my fav girls...most of the tome I will have it delivered the night before witch will let her know daddy will be home the next night....how do you go about thangs ?

If I'm in a club with food service, and the stripper I'm frequenting says she's hungry, I feel compelled to ask "came I get you something to eat?" Somehow I feel obliged to buy a plate of fries for…

This occurred on March 25th, but I didn't post it then, thinking Shadowcat would. But, he didn't, so I'll feel free to post a Seattle 2AMer: "SEATTLE -- A woman attacked and robbed a fellow exotic dancer, later telling the…

For those of you who have not been to Detroit, the millage is as high for extras as in any other part of the country. A large number of the clubs are really nothing more than Whore houses. Just check…

Knock it off with your PM's.Seriously I wish you luck.(With your open sores).

Let's grant that all dancers who last are exhibitionists, and all regular dudes are voyeurs. Here's my question: are you also an exhibitionist? I am, as you've surmised. I go to my favorite clubs when…

Now that its kool with the church to retire without dying I now want to add being pope juice for a week on my fucket list.....what's some of your bucket/fuckit list ???

Most clubs close around 3 or 4 am and im assuming most of us stay until then...even for those day shifters out their like Mr. Shadow....what do you do after hours ? Ya know once the shift is over or…

Who are the best girls at Southside Johnny's in Greensboro to hit up for extras? Any general rules on getting extras in any club. I've never actually come right out and asked.

Ok, this is unacceptable. I posted a review of my favorite club right now but wanted to post the important part here. Crazy bitch! My main point behind this review is that I feel obligated to discuss a particular…

TUCSON - Tucson police are investigating an overnight shooting, that began as an altercation at a strip club near the airport, on South Tucson Blvd. Shortly before 2 a.m. reports of a shooting at the parking lot of Club Turbulence…

Hello, Long time lurker here. I hail from the pink site otherwise known as StripperWeb. Now, I know how some of you guys feel about SW, but fear not. I am here just to say...thanks for keeping it real. Its nice…

I'll be heading to Philly soon. I've a fan of huge boob girls (real or fake) and looking to broaden my horizons. I always go to the Gold Club, which can be real hit or miss. Had some of the…

J&D's Foods has launched Bacon Condoms and Bacon Sunscreen! Yes, the world's first Bacon-scented sunscreen and Bacon-looking-and-tasting condom. According to a news release from J&D's Foods, it's the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics. Bacon Condoms are proudly Made…

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This was the wrong decision. This nixes my plan of adopting a stripper. http://now.msn.com/john-bailey-goodman-florida-millionaire-told-he-cannot-adopt-adult-girlfriend