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So I recently looked up an old girlfriend from high school. She holds a special place in my memory. We dated for about two years. She was the first woman I ever fucked, and she gave me my first…

Q. Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?

I'm a west coaster. I'll be driving from Boston to South Amboy on a weekday. Like to stop by somewhere on the way in the afternoon or early evening. I've looked at some of the cities along the way, and…

Have you ever noticed that a club can get a few low reviews for whatever reason from users who have reviewed a few clubs. Then, out of the blue you get this great review by someone who just joined or…

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Lots of interesting demographic and economic facts here with a pop culture reference to tie it all together. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-06/in-seinfeld-nation-millennials-delay-marriage-for-selfie.html

It would be nice if there was an up button to click on at the bottom of the discussion threads to take you back to the top of the page. That is since the next topic disappeared from…

I don't normally post stuff like this, but this one was too funny to pass up. A unique "public service announcement:" https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153023548578356&set=vb.796798355&type=2&theater

Are you fucking serious??? Tory, Grant, and Kari were all axed recently from Mythbusters?? One of the best shows on TV and they pull this shit??? So now I guess it's just Adam and Jamie running the show? No fucking way…

A lot of you have been going to strip clubs for almost as long as I've been alive. You know the ends and outs, seen that fckn movie so much you know how it ends every time. So take a…

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/229254/bride-to-be-fcks-dwarf-at-bachelorette-party-confesses-when-baby-is-suspiciously-short/ It would be perfect if the dwarf stripper was named Tyrion.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da9_1412883591 A whole new meaning to shooting your wad on a stripper.

As a dancer I enjoy reading all of the discussions you guys post; I find it extremely interesting to view my world through the eyes of the customer. I always strive to provide a positive experience to the men who…

Saw a recent RTRC and one of the dancers was named Felony. Would you fellas and fellettes get a dance(or more) from felony? Yay or Nay? I say Hell Yay!

Anyone ever have a dancer forget to collect money after a set of LD's?<br /> <br /> My ATF almost forgets every time. I've only gotten dances from her on 3 visits. After 2-3 dances I agree to go to the VIP…

When 499 pound ham hock sausage fingers bitch cums up in a CLUB and facilities a little sexy dancer...enjoy Juice 4 Life Its a way of life JellyRoll - Like A Frat Party (Official Video) Di…: http://youtu.be/taJvr1B14uY

A PL's wife was very suspicious when one day she found a small wooden box hidden in his sock drawer. It contained three golf balls and $2,000 in cash. She confronted him, and he was so unprepared for her discovery that…

I know we are too emotionally fragile to seriously discuss the income that us PLs make. However, I thought we could handle a discussion of dancer annual income. I have some new insights into this issue based upon…

Did anybody watch the Nova last night about ebola? Though I'm not worried (my #ebola.stripper is, of course, intended in jest) that show was incredibly sad. And the original identification of the virus sounded like something straight out of Conrad.…

All this "exclude middle" BS got me think 'bout the way REAL men win debates... They threaten to take a shit on stage. Worked for some rapper named daylyt... http://radio.com/2014/10/06/rapper-daylyt-poop-on-stage-battle-rap/

was in the club - again! How much longer before we have to stage an intervention? lol

There seems to be a debate about, well, debate going on here at ye olde TUSCL DB. On one hand you've got most members who seem to regard the board as the virtual equivalent of a friendly weekly poker game,…

I'm single looking for consistent access to some goodness. I'd like to try dating a stripper not just OTC shit. I'm not a white guy, and based on some of the comments of the ghetto-fication of SC's, I think that…

Ok so I came across this sexy young lady on You-Tube dancing provocatively to Hang On Sloopy ... you would not expect this girl's dancing to be as sexy as it is, but for a fully clothed lady she shakes…

The following are all replies that strippers have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A…