I hadn't seen this stripper Megan in the club for many months, and so when I saw her today I asked where she had been. She told me she had been working at a job at Ikea. That…

What about a included BJ? http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/06/farrah-abraham-lips-injections-bad-plastic-surgery/

Mine was a 65 Chevy Impala SS. Silver with a black vinyl top, bucket seats, Cragar SS mags, and a smooth 327 engine. A lot of fun crusin' with my friends.

Some time back, I mentioned that an old favorite stopped drinking and became much less fun in the process. I have more recently learned that OTC is also no longer on the table with her. I know I should be…

I am sick and fucking tired of these asshole club managers not having the girl I want available for me when I walk in. Sometimes I have to wait so long for her that half my beer is gone before…

http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Police-Man-stole-9-in-strip-club-burglary-287583461.html

1. What kind of car do you drive? 2. What do you, realistically speaking, plan for your next car to be.

This is directed at farmerart, our resident oil/energy expert. We all are seeing plummeting gas prices. This must impact your industry. Two points... 1) What has caused this downward spiral, and why is it just happening now, and where does it…

I have long been an advocate of kissing strippers as a relatively low risk activity. Turns out I was apparently wrong and there are risks involved that I did not appreciate. Also turns out in fact that a whole host…

Ranukam took your advice about dives got a stripper on booty call. Thanks.

When I don't perform well at my job, this is the reason I give my boss. http://pagesix.com/2015/01/05/sergey-karasev-up-late-with-hot-busty-strippers-before-game/

Okay, you've gotta be kidding.... The other thread on Liquid Lapdance reminded me of that Fleshlight thing...y'know, the tube with the fake rubber pussy you can use to jerk off with? So I jumped over to their website, and DAMN, they've…

I read something in a post that got me wondering if guys like the kitty shaved or un-shaved better. And I know that dancers have to shave I don't think many of us want to see then in g-strings and…

Q. How does shadow cat know if a stripper has been using his new Mustang? A. The stick shift is still wet.

dj's in these strip clubs are nothing but a bunch of overglorified mp3 players. that position can be multi-tasked w/a strip club manager, the girl who collects the admissions, a bartender, etc. I wonder of that has ever been done before…

Someone googled Slicspic and found he was a bodybuilder.....I broke Jeriksons secret code....and here he is.... https://www.linkedin.com/in/jayerikson Of course he is into business planning.....

Stoped in at a local club that's been reopened only a little over a month after a fire only to find that there was no music. They only have a DJ on the weekends and during the week they use…

Is it good idea to get stripper's digits, if you do NOT plan to meet her OTC? There are some that I want to keep in contact with as they move clubs, or to get their schedule. Awhile back had…

This occurred a couple years ago, but I don't remember any TUSCL discussions about it: "A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club...Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap…

Just curious is it considered not cool to drop actual stripper names in your review according to you folks? I usually do just becausr I like to read the names of the girls ill be dealing with. I, ve noticed…

It is a beautiful clowdy day here, 47° and I am throwing snow balls off my balcony. I think I hit Dukey in the bald spot on his head! He is pissed off yelling while choking on a drumstick.

jerikson40's recent discussion titled "Respects to Alucard" made me think of the last TUSCL member to arouse as much vitriol as jerikson40 seems to do, especially on the part of certain well-known trolls: Alucard himself. The whole "Let's…

A Kissimmee man was arrested early Saturday morning after getting aroused at a Clermont-area strip club and then getting confrontational when asked to leave, an arrest affidavit states. Brian Hannigan, 52, was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication, battery,…

I used to do that dumb shit a lot before I realized that the bitch could have given head to some douchebag before me and I am just lucky that I haven't catch anything serious.

"After Damien and Tina Bucci were approved for a mortgage in 2012, they decided they couldn’t afford the biggest purchase of their lives without greater confidence in the U.S. economy. Next month, they will close on their first home --…