A: Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls

Haven't been on tuscl much do to my goals of wanting to be a whale soooo with that said i had to stop going broke at clubs and start making money moves......been playing lots of onine fake money poker and…

Ever asked for or had any success getting your entry fee back--or how about money for a botched/disappointing VIP? Years ago some guys I worked with went into a Christie's club in Canton in the early evening, plunked down $7 each…

Remeber the move "Eyes Wide Shut"? http://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/e/eyes-wide-shut-1999--03.jpg Should clubs let dancers who are especially concerned about anonymity dance with masks like these? Would you get dances from a masked dancer (I would)? Would you be disturbed by the possibility that she might…

Guess she got bored with us. Anyone get dances from her at her club lately?

Any girls at toledo dejavu screw ya there?

Although I enjoy strip clubs and I like to tip for quality service. I do have my limits on how much I'm going to spend. I normally bring $200 cash unless I. Throwing a Bachlor party, then I…

Strip clubs get a bad rap sometimes. But sex workers take care of guys who the regular dating pool rejects through no fault of their own. There's a guy I've seen a couple times at my clubs during the day. He's…

You may want to pull back your marriage offer. She'd probably yell at you for an hour if you left the toilet seat up. http://nypost.com/2015/04/10/si-autograph-hound-kate-upton-an-ugly-human-being/ but she is a good dancer - man she was so hot in 2012, she's just…

Haystacks Calhoun vs Man Mt. Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6W3YJn6MSc

There have been a lot of threads on here about things strippers say but what about Dj's? I generally find them annoying and saying stupid things often in a stupid fake dj voice. In one club I go to…

Average looking men are better lovers since they very rarely receive as much attention as attractive men. Not in all cases, but I have surprised a number of women I have been with. I play to my strengths. I worked on being a…

http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/NBA/2015/04/10/Barnes-Former-teammate-Iverson-spent-40000-at-strip-clubs/6841428703256/ I wonder, if you had the money of an NBA player, would you spend that much in strip clubs?

When I was 16, my teachers were old fossils, and I would have torn out my eyes before seeing them naked. But today a 16-year-old can have a 3-way with a couple reasonably attractive teachers. I'm jealous. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3034063/Married-teacher-32-sex-student-16-celebrates-avoiding-jail-posting-smiling-selfie-Instagram-faces-charges-threesome-youngster-teacher.html

Check all your fucken messages

Alica. As an Asian, isn't her real name.

I'll be in LA in a few weeks. The last time I was in LA I checked out 4 Play, Bare Elegance by the airport and Plan B. Which clubs in LA have the best combination of dancer quality, mileage,…

370H55V. The state of Texas says yes.

mikeya02 wrote, "So every establishment you walk into, you compare it to Amps, Thai Tea, etc.? Can't enjoy a hamburger and a beer with pretty girls around, and enjoy it for what it is?" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=34213#comment382488 Reflecting on this strange comment brings my…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html

Besides your own State, how many different States have you been to and visited a strip club there? If you could choose a different State to live in based on strip clubs which one would it be?

There was a post earlier about his "hate list"! I looked up his profile and there was a huge list that appeared to be in code! But the whole thing was a put on, right? After all, he starts out…

I have heard strippers say they don't approach the young customers (generally under 30), for a few reasons including: the young people are more handsy and disrespectful, they are less likely to buy a dance, if they do buy a…

Just a little over five month after steve229 and The Economist warned about the weakness of the Chinese economy and when the index was near 2000. So how the hell did steve229 get this one wrong? And why did so…

The format appears to have changed and I cannot see how at add a review? Thanks to anyone who can help and to hell with all of the smartasses.