Which would you chose. These are the same choices as my last post, except I have changed one very important fact. #1. A young, gorgeous, 9.5 woman who is fairly inexperienced sexually. You have to take charge and direct…

This is a follow up to LarryFisherman's post yesterday about the Kate Uptom/Paula Patton/Kim Kardashian thread. http://www.thenipslip.com/index.php?s=sports+illustrated I stumbled across this website this morning, it's got most if not all of the pics from the 2016 SI swimsuit issue. So if…

Sad story :( www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/02/17/calgary-zoo-disciplines-2-workers-after-pair-of-pants-kills-otter.html Otters were clearly meant to let it all hang out! Moral of the story? Otter pants = not brilliant!

Windsor, Canada, has reduced the number of strip clubs, but a new one is opening. However, the Windsor strip club scene is nothing like it was in the 1980's and 1990's. At that time Windsor had the…

I was discussing tuscl with an experienced club manager recently. He said that if a club pays extra to be a sponsored club (going to the top of the list of clubs in any city) then the club can…

I heard a rumor that they have 8 months to increase business by 40% or they will shut the club down. However the restrictions placed on the club won't be over before 8 months and I heard business is…

I would be the dude...... I would http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-funny-animals-112.jpg

Which would you chose: A young, gorgeous, 9.5 woman who is fairly inexperienced sexually. You have to take charge and direct her, but she will work her hardest to please you and do whatever you ask. You are comfortable doing…

I've been going to strip clubs for years and pretty much taken some of the more freaky girls up on whatever they offer me. However, it would be nice to get together with a girl in a more private environment.…

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?208209-How-much-to-charge-for-talking Tam2087-->"Hey I have a customer that comes in for 2-4 hrs, he talks fpe 30mins- 1hr, then gets 5-7 dances at $30 a dance and then wants to talk for the rest of the time he is there . How…

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/moose-spotted-waiting-patiently-to-be-let-into-tim-181550769.html?nhp=1 Those Canucks sure do like their donuts. Kinda reminded me of Juice waiting in front of a Church's Chicken before they open up in the morning.

Obviously on TUSCL we all have different tastes in women. I'm gonna post two girls, who I think are two of the hottest women on planet Earth right now. Tell me who you think is hotter. Most of you will…

So, what do we think of POTUS not arranging his schedule to attend the funeral of Justice Scalia? Are we able to comment on other than strict ideological party lines? I will go first -- I'm not happy. I…

I've been going to clubs in my area for years, but up until recently things have always been pretty tame. You buy a girl a drink, chat for a few minutes, find some comfy secluded place for a couple dances,…

I dont want to jinx anything, and there's still a high chance one of the girls will flake. But as it stands, my fuck buddy and a stripper and I are supposed to meet for drinks tomorrow after work and…

A dancer sucked them right out of me

I believe that I've found photographic evidence of LDK gettin' it on in a strip club: http://i.imgur.com/IRWw7Bk.jpg

You can't accuse me of having whorephobia. http://www.dailycal.org/2016/02/16/stripping-away-whore-stigma/

Apple vs Federal Government: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/apple-vows-to-fight-federal-order-to-share-san-124228263.html This is spooky ground. Very controversial either outcome.

http://www.xnxx.com/video3096056/one_of_the_craziest_blowjob_handjobs_ever_-_pussyjet.com

I'm sure everyone has heard about the couple busted having sex on the Ferriswheel in Vegas. But this new twist to the story certainly makes it interesting. This guy may be my new hero: http://m.newser.com/story/220649/man-busted-for-ferris-wheel-sex-was-in-vegas-to-marry.html

He'll be first to die.

Can't have you sick fucks with guns when Isis strikes and the thugs invade your homes.

How do I gurantee a fine one?

I recently reached the age of 70. Given today's marvels of medicine that's no great accomplishment, however given some of my fucked up life choices over the past decade, I'm lucky to be on the right side of the grass.…