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This is one acronym I use frequently in my reviews. For those not in the know, it stands for Height-Weight Proportionate or Height-Weight Proportional. I am a stickler for good conformation on a dancer. In my personal rating system (1-10)…

In reference to doctorevil’s discussion about explicit reviews, this morning I re-read a review from a while back that I rejected, but others approved and it got published. This review named a dancer doing extras. When I read this review…

Just some thoughts on possible suggestions to improve the dancer directory. This is just meant to spark suggestions (it is not a complaint and should not be interpreted as such) as to some things that may help us PL's…

How many have heard a variant of...’OMG, this is the third time I’ve danced for you and I still haven’t seen your dick!!’ For myself, this initiated my first ITC moment. Just a strange, one of those, ohhhh…

It’s funny when I read a club review and the guy takes a hot girl to the private room. Says great dances, even let me touch below. Extras were offered, but I declined. Even if your big head in in…

Booted from her job, and the Air Force, I'm guessing a stripper pole is calling this girl. https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/6c6cd04c-a3cb-3305-876e-1d131b2d48eb/waitress-loses-job%2C-booted.html

Thought I knew most of the acronyms but "SA" is new to me. At the risk of sounding stupid can someone tell me what it stands for? Thanks.

It's become by Saturday routine. After working out, I go home and shower, eat dinner, grab my laptop and head to a nearby Starbucks. I order a coffee and try to sit with my back to the wall, preferably in…

The most I have ever it for was 400 bucks.

new acronym, TLNE. Suggest adding to glossary. A Practice of Shamanism http://psychedelic-information-theory.com/What-is-Shamanism https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qvnm5q/drug-experts-react-to-peoples-stupid-holiday-drug-stories https://www.amazon.com/Visual-Magick-Manual-Freestyle-Shamanism/dp/1869928571#reader_B009ZW8G00 Long nights, lots of eye gazing, massaging, and pumping load after load into her openings, taking midnight liberties. Brings us back to a primal state, like it was back when hairless…

Ok, so I got a lot of good advice in response to my June 3 post, and a lot of additonal good stuff from EastCoaster's Detroit discussion from yesterday. I'm going to be there July 19. My tentative…

Yes or No. I love BBQ especially baby back ribs. Seems almost every restaurant has them on the menu. I even cook them at home on the grill but it is a lot of work and I'm wondering what restaurants…

I'm drinking Miller lite. I already feel a whole lot better. I only had 4. I feel much cooler too. It's hot as hell outside.

This is one of the pre-designated reasons to reject a review. To me, this means that explicit services are tied to a particular dancer by name. I don't care if a review is explicit, as long as a…

Question for fellow mongers on this site: do you ever go to a SC with no intention of buying a private dance, but rather with the intention to simply enjoy the club atmosphere and watch the dancers? Do you ever…

I think it would be good if dancers on TUSCL had some kinda symbol identifying them/their-handle as dancers - one can usually figure it out but it's not always obvious, at least at first.

Does anyone else pay girls to get paperwork when they are willing to do stuff OTC? Me personally I have paid $500 for paperwork and then $150-200 for FS after that. I prefer to do this because what fun is…

Seems everyone's content to be called PL = Pathetic Loser. (maybe because - when you have nothing to prove, you have no worries. ) From here on I propose PL = Passionate Lover PLs have a soft spot for beautiful women. PLs enjoy…

So, we're all still trying to figure out where LeBron will end up next season. I thought LAL, but looks like another player is expressing interest in going there... Kawhi wants out of San Antonio so badly he is willing to…

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes…

Do bouncers get a salary from the club; or do they just get paid via tip-outs from the dancers (and w/e tips they may get from custies)?

I have a situation where I have found an underground strip club not listed on TUSCL through word of mouth. It is pretty raunchy: ITC, OTC, or whatever you want is readily available, and at decent prices. It is in…

On my first visit to Detroit in November 2015, I visited (and posted reviews for) Henry VIII, Criket, Bogarts, Landing Strip, and BT's. I am planning a return trip in August and, thanks to reviews here and doctorevil's June…

This has been asked b/f but it's usually us custies chiming-in and custies' POV is often more an opinion that necessarily fact. Anyway; question for dancers: In your experience/opinion, on avg how many dancers are: a) lesbian b) on avg how many are bi c)…

This a new, for me, screening procedure, I texted a girl on Friday afternoon to set up an appointment for next day Saturday at 9:30. She said she was available and that we would have blast. Next day I got ready cut…