Crab lives matter!
rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
Since I've arrived in America I keep hearing about female hairless apes that shave their pubic hair because they don't like crabs! What is up with that? I don't see the connection between crab-lovin' and pubic hair. If anything, the shaved pussy gives me better access.
Don't get dances from racist apes that hate crabs. Crab lives matter!
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
Don't get dances from racist apes that hate crabs. Crab lives matter!
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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Though I did see a lobster wearing a suit in a restaurant recently. Perhaps he purchased it from one of my offspring. The badass suit-wearing gene is dominant so I suspect most or all of my male offspring wear suits.
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
They are essential ingredients in steamed crab, Crab Louis, Veal Oscar, stuffed flounder, she crab soup, crab dip..... the list is endless! All of them require that the crab be kept alive right to the point of dispatch to ensure the best flavor!!!
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas."
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
I heard she had a hunting license.