I was new to escorts, a bunch of chicas wanted different things for verification, so i went and paid $500 for some ugly chicks who used heavily edited pics, and also had all kinds of rules once the session started
I was thinking their ugliness meant they would be extra freaky…
In college one win a break I said I’d hit a club up late at night. Everything was good until I got going down the hill to get to the club. Sheet of ice! It was more like sledding than driving.
Got to the club and had to figure out how I was gonna get back up the hill. Decided going in the club and thinking about things would help.
Got over my stress in the club right when the manager announced, they were closing because of the weather. Ended up taking a very, very long route home, but avoided that hill.
In college, my girlfriend wantednto spice things up. There was a tree outside her 2nd floor. Room. She wanted me to climb it. Stroke myself as she disrobed. Then climb onto her deck and break in through the slider and do a cnc fuck session with her.
Afterwards I thought about it and realized I could have been shot or arrested.
My first wife. Screwed like a rabbit every night. When she got pregnant (against my wishes by going off birth control without telling me) she completely flipped. Turned into a lazy shrew. Saw it coming, but ignored the big head.
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last commentI was new to escorts, a bunch of chicas wanted different things for verification, so i went and paid $500 for some ugly chicks who used heavily edited pics, and also had all kinds of rules once the session started
I was thinking their ugliness meant they would be extra freaky…
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In college one win a break I said I’d hit a club up late at night. Everything was good until I got going down the hill to get to the club. Sheet of ice! It was more like sledding than driving.
Got to the club and had to figure out how I was gonna get back up the hill. Decided going in the club and thinking about things would help.
Got over my stress in the club right when the manager announced, they were closing because of the weather. Ended up taking a very, very long route home, but avoided that hill.
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In college, my girlfriend wantednto spice things up. There was a tree outside her 2nd floor. Room. She wanted me to climb it. Stroke myself as she disrobed. Then climb onto her deck and break in through the slider and do a cnc fuck session with her.
Afterwards I thought about it and realized I could have been shot or arrested.
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My first wife. Screwed like a rabbit every night. When she got pregnant (against my wishes by going off birth control without telling me) she completely flipped. Turned into a lazy shrew. Saw it coming, but ignored the big head.
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@putatester
You got a kid tho. Kids must be good. Right?
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