Its Official. I am going to Co Sign on an Apartment with a Stripper

Good luck You’re gonna need it

PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS! VERY BAD IDEA! I tried this in the past with a girl I had been seeing OTC for over a year.

The promised "free" OTC's faded after 3 months (I'm busy, lets catch up next time), and two years AFTER she moved out, I was contacted by a collection agency for her $1k unpaid balance. Had to hire a lawyer to clean up my credit report and still cost me the $1k.

This WILL NOT end well for you.

She seema honest and sincere.

A FOOL AND HIS money will soon part

Are you trolling

Also it should be 4 OTC a month

Wait shes still paying the full rent, your just co signer?

Tell your sister no

Some of you mother fuckers think he’s being serious? C’mon, hes here for our entertainment. Kind of like bringing low skilled manufacturing back to the rural US. It’s like celery, fills you up…but no real substance. STRIPPERS FIRST!

What could go wrong, absolutely nothing

@jaybud Wait….what…..you mean he’s screwing with us? Nah, I don’t think he would do such a thing!

This will not end well.

You are an idiot.

Move in and claim one of the three bedrooms for yourself, then threaten to kick her out if she complains.

Re: "She seems honest and sincere."

Famous last words...

I'm offering shares in the Brooklyn Bridge. Great investment, guaranteed returns of 40%. Such a deal.

Keyword here is "SEEMS."

Bruh. Lmao

She and I are going in tomorrow morning.

I have a 24 year old side chick post grad student living in my condo. We fuck a few times a month. It works out. I dont see what the risk is here.

@baristafan so you share the condo with her? Or you mean you own it and she rents it but you give her a discount on rent?
How much of a discount do you give her on rent im curious?

Document signed. She can move in on the 15th.

She picks up the keys in the morning.

She is moving in today.

I am going to get my first freebie tonight from her at her place

You got a great deal

It didnt work out