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So I live close by and had heard that this place has amazing dancers and has improved a lot. I work in Boston and decided to stop on my way back home.

I was greeted at…

Came here to start the night on a Friday for a bachelor party. The best man ended up planning ahead for the event, and had been here a bunch of times so knew the lay…

Was in town for a conference, so decided to kill some time after a late dinner. I'm a big fan of the XTC Cabaret in Austin (had my bachelor party in Austin), so was curious…

Saw on their IG and Twitter that they were offering $100 15 min VIP sessions on Thursday, so I had to see what it was all about...

(Side note: Speaking of their IG, they have 2…

I stopped by the Silver Criket late on Tuesday night a bit before closing. I parked in the rear lot, which had ample space and was far from capacity. The area behind the club off…

Reading through the past reviews, sounds like the club has had better days, or had a different climate. But if you are looking for Texan cowgirls on a saddle as some images of the club…

Settled back in to California after a few years of moving around and had a free extra long weekend with nothing to do so I decided to spend the weekend in SD and make a…

First time being there after raid. The club is a old purple building. They have a rectangle bar around the stage were the girls dance. The parking lot is huge with plenty of space. The…

Stopped in last Friday, arriving around 2PM for a few hours. Much to my surprise, it was not the usual over full house, which suited me just fine. I paid $10 to enter after…

Took advantage of being off work to visit 2-4 PM. $5 self park. Walk through metal detector plus a patdown inside. No cover. Beer and water were both $7 this trip.

There were about 15-18…

was in Omaha on business . A colleague from work recommended I check this place .

Club Omaha sits close to Interstate 80 in a safe area. Easy access and plenty of parking for my…

This is a composite review of about four visits over the last couple of months. Before these visits, it had been over a year and a half since I last stopped in.

All of my…

Had not been there in 3 years so I decided to stop for quick beer and recon. The club is on upper scale of the Akron clubs considering most Akron clubs are dive bars. The…

First time to this location under a new name (RICK’S Cabaret) was the Men’s Club (many a fond memory from before)

Arrived somewhat later in the evening than I would have liked 11ish pm. From the…

Went back to this club while I was driving by I-77. It's only few minutes off the highway and there are other clubs in the area.

The place was dead when i got in.…

I came out here on a Thursday night, after midnight. They closed at 2 AM. The place was BUSY. Door guy was friendly. The space is not huge, but definitely not a hole in the…

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the lack…

Showed Up Wednesday after being here many times last year. It's not what it was.

It's 10 dollars at the door after 7pm.
There's one main stage in the middle and a side stage to the left.
Right…

Cielos mens club was right across the street from my hotel Plaza Arteaga so I went by every night the four nights I was in Monterrey to see what was going on. Matehuala night…

I went to DD on a whim after shortly after I moved to South Florida. I went on a Sunday evening. The first time I thought it was an average place, not terribly big, kind…

I have been here many times over the years. Always a good time.

The area is interesting, tons of clubs to choose from, this one is the most corporate of them all but that means…

Never really was a regular at the Hole; was there a few times pre-pandemic and was in the area and decided to stop in. Big parking lot (free). I noticed there were only…

By now, there have been enough intrepid post-raid PO reviews to make a stop seem worthwhile. Little square purple building at a busy intersection in in industrial SW Philadelphia, midway between Center City and PHL…

’ve written on this place before. I had a great time last time but this time around it was a different story.

Parking situation is tight. You basically have to park on the street and…

The place was good, it was spacious and had nice furniture. The bar counter had a seating for 6-8 people but there were plenty of tables and chairs to sit around. The stage was okayish,…

This is currently my NEW FAVORITE of Myrtle Beach. The drinks for freaking expensive I paid $14 for the same mixed drink and a tip that I spent $11 for at the doll house. The…

I will start this over since my drunk review got messed up last night. I went in to the doll house about 9:40 PM on a Thursday night. The club is gorgeous like I have…

I last went to here after midnight on a Friday, and it was absolutely popping, and I had a fantastic time. It was a much different experience on a Tuesday night. I went at around…

This is as one of the weirdest experiences I have ever had at a strip club, but in a good way. I was walking down the block when a door man convinced me to step…