the ultimate strip club list

I had not been into TMC Dallas in quite some time and decided to drop in to see what has changed and how the talent was. This has always been a beautiful club and…

I been to Paradizio 2x before. 1st time I arrived there around 10pm. It's $5 before 10pm and $10 after 10pm.

They have a parking lot but it's can only fit like 5 cars. Street parking…

Parked in street...normally adequate free parking within a block of club, unless it's super busy.

Upon entry, gave BYOB items to bartender (usually Ashley the owner), who is a long-time dancer both here and elsewhere,…

Savvanah, GA. After midnight. Only option open on this night. Complete industrial area along the river. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy wasn't at the front, then he comes back in. Cover is $10, waived…

Hilton Head, SC. Tuesday night. Big golf community, pretty safe area. I know Mark Messier lives here and Michael Jordan used to live here in the offseason. Plenty of parking, walk in. Very hot, curvy…

I stopped in on a Thursday night after a less then spectacular visit to DD down the road. It is not a very big looking place, just off 19 south of Oz and DD. It…

West Columbia, SC. Tuesday night. Around 8. Only club in town. Area seemed alright, car dealerships around here. I like me some Bernie's fried chicken outta columbia. Parking lot was pretty full but it wasn't…

Returning to north Jersey from Atlantic City, I decided to make a western road swing to drop in at Big Pink. It was a long ride and I was beat after a long weekend. Big…

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…

Was in Denver for a small-group bachelor party. Wasn't really anticipating going to any strip clubs on the trip, but happened catch a glimpse of La Boheme on the way out of a nearby bar…

First time visiting a club in Dallas. Very impressed with this club. No question the largest club I've ever been in. Very convenient location off a freeway in Dallas and has a large parking lot…

In town for a morning business meeting. Had a few hours to kill before returning to the airport. Stopped by around 1 pm or so. Nice big parking lot. Felt like…

Cafe Atlantis is a staple when traveling out if yyz.
Place has a huge central stage with a stadium style setup with seating on the floor near the stage and an elevated platform with seating…

Haven’t been to Beemers since COVID. Environment and atmosphere hasn’t change and fun. Wrap around bar in front of several stages. Only one in use as it was a slow Wednesday evening. They don’t open…

20 US entry fee
It was very slow only about 10 or so customers and maybe 10 dancers. The dancers were a mixed bag, some a bit heavy but 3 were attractive. Had a lap dance…

Literally across the street from my hotel. Arrived around 8:00. $20 cover mandatory coat check. Two bouncers checking ID’s cover collected around the corner. Host showed us to our seats because of…

I noticed from following the Paradise IG there were some new dancers so I thought I’d stop by during their Wednesday specials to check it out. The layout is the same with a square stage…

Went on a Thursday to see some latinas
Francesca and graziella
Both very curvy
Ordered a beer with the barmaid prices are reasonable I think $5
I saw my friend francesca I have seen her in the past…

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…

This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot.
It had been a long time since visiting a club.
I will be honest. I was just…

Had my first visit to Midway Invader in December 2022. I am an out-of-towner and my go to place is Cafe Atlantis but I thought I would try something new. Like most strip clubs it…

Went by here a couple Saturdays ago in the afternoon
It was a little early my plan was to go early and do a vip with this hot little dominican Perla
I have seen her there…

Ok! So I haven't reviewed this club for a while. This has become my club to go mostly on the account of the ladies. Last time I went there was on the 23rd of January.…

I visited this place twice during the last week of December during the afternoon. It’s been a month but I think it was a Wednesday and Thursday. As has been mentioned the place…

First time I’ve been to Lace in about 5 years. A girl that worked here was a good friend and we stopped talking for some reason.

Anyway, I pulled in around 9. I…

Went alone after midnight. Place was clean, a little dark. Music was good, not too loud. Lots of beautiful girls.

I prefer skinnier chicks, and there were a good number of them there. All the…