the ultimate strip club list

Had some time to kill and thought about getting some variety in my Philly stops so stopped in here. Parking was fine there’s some out front and more in the back.

Walk in standard bar…

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the slowness.…

Was in Providence for a work trip and decided to stop here before heading home. Usually I go to Desire when I’m here but realized CF was pretty near where I needed to be for…

The talent is gone from this place. The waitresses are hotter than the dancers. I had a couple dances while I was there and only saw a few people I recognized. Candy was there but…

I stopped in at Cracker Jaxx after a mildly disappointing trip to Avenues, arriving around 12:45 AM. This club has free parking in a lot that's not fenced in, but the area doesn't seem too…

Since my fav at Kittens has flown the coup, Pandoras has become my go-to. I was running errands on Saturday but needed to check out a suggestion by another frequent Pandora player.

Parking lot…

Stopped by on a Monday while I was in town for work. Parking was $10 just to self park and then another $20 to get in the door. The club is small and most people…

In my opinion, BT's is one of the nicest, cleanest, well-lit clubs in the area.
Have not seen or smelled smoking there in more than a year.
The waitstaff is prompt & friendly, & have all been…

Venue: Decided to go by after work just to check it out. Nice looking place stage front and center, bar on the back wall. There was an area on the far left that they called…

Went to Monroe’s on a Thursday afternoon as I was picking someone up at Palm Beach Airport and had time to kill.
There was a parking lot, but not a lot of cars, so I…

Stopped in early on a weekday. Pulled up to a small parking lot behind the small building. Could barely fit my truck in the lot. Rang the bell that was mounted on the door. Waited…

My friends convinced me to fly out to Florida for my birthday. On the day of, we ended up at Rachel’s for some steaks and legs. Rachel’s have plenty of free parking with valet parking…

The place was full on a Tuesday night. I went during what they call Super Tueadays which is $5 dances all night. It happens every 1st and 3rd Tuesday of the month. I got one…

Fuck the drinks here 15 bucks for well liquor, weakly poured, bad attitude bartender.

One masseuse lady who kept pushing for private with promises of more - seen her here months ago, don’t think she’s cop…

I was coming from north of Akron and I had the Bottoms Up address stored in my Garmin so I simply followed the audio instructions. Big mistake! There was road construction and my exit was…

Visited mirage around 4pm on Thursday. Club is off a county highway with private self park lot in the back. The parking makes it a bit more discreet. At this time of day there was…

Went there at night, shuttle you can call was convenient but very late to pick me up. Came right to the casino. Gave the driver a tip and asked if he could text me before…

I dropped in the Gold Club one Sunday night around 9:30. The cover charge was $25, and entry was easy, with no pat-down or ID check. The place was pretty slow, with maybe 5 or…

Stopped in with the wife one night while we went to Miami for a heat game. Had a ton of dancers available, although at this club you don’t really get more attention bringing a woman…

This is not the same Golden Dragon I remember. I mean... it is... and it isn't.

The layout of the club is the same - you get frisked on the street, then walk upstairs to pay…

Simple enough set up- definitely no frills. Full bar and “full” nude, which is rare. Questions there because it’s about 10 seconds of the stage sets where it’s full nude. One stage with two poles…

I was in Phoenix for work a couple weeks ago on a Friday afternoon, and hadnt experienced the PHX SC scene before. Started at Hiliter, but found it way too crowded and somewhat lacking…

I love the friendly, easygoing, and no-pressure atmosphere of this club. The girls are friendly but won’t do a drink/tip/dance push. The girls here are only nude on stage, their lap dances are fully clothed.

Be…

Haven’t been to the club in over a year but I had a wad of cash burning a hole in my pocket.

I walked in about 3p after paying the $9 cover and dropping some…

Came in here with a couple buddies on a Saturday evening. We got there at around 11pm. It’s in the busiest part of Ottawa, ByWard Market, so parking is scarce. Cover was $8 each. There…