Very Poor Mileage will not return.

As per usual when it comes to "looking" like a great strip club cheetahs checked all the boxes. Parked in the back for free, short walk to the door. A one dollar cover at roughly 6 p. m. As soon as I walked in the door my jaw dropped from the completely stunning array of gorgeous girls lining the wall, I mean there had to be 20 girls sitting alone when i walked In. It mean it was to the level of being intimadating (albeit in a good way) as I walked in alone. Beer prices were 8 dollars for a Corona, not too bad all things considered. As I have noticed in other locatoins cheetah does not have much in the way of a stage or poles in effect. I mean, the stage is barely much bigger than a dining room table. They are almost non existant entirely. They even had a nice bathroom troll to deliver soap on your hands as you will certainly want soap after using what was a untterly putrid bathroom. Can we please pay for another troll to clean the bathroom thanks? I walked around for say twenty minutes or so before I was approached by a nice looking Latino girl who I would rate around 7-8. She asked if i was interested in lap dances (25 per) and obligied. Halfway into my first last dance the standard upsell to vip began. Since she was pretty good looking and mentioned extras so I thought okay lets give a whirl. Enter vip. Pay her too much for VIP. Before the dance starts doorman damn near demands no touching and of course announces that virtually nothing worth happening is going to happen. I mean this man behaves as if there is a police officer is standing at the door. The way I see it, we all know what VIP means. You take VIP money you deliver VIP treatment (I did not say how much because it was just too dam embarrissing). Dancer points at doorman and of course does next to nothing. Appearently VIP means I will take off my thong and do the same thing I did in the regualr lap dance room. After all who does not want her scent rubbed all over thier clothes. I paid for 30 minutes minutes and at the 20 minute mark I got up and walked out in complete frustration. So as I stated at the start Cheaters passes the eyeball test and then fails to deliver on one of the most important aspects of any stripclub: Mileage. I have heard all the excuses and blaming the patrons before and I still blame this entirely on the club. No questoin in my mind watsoever I was ripped off at this club. Keep the money I wont be back to Cheaters ever again.