You want my fingerprints LOL

So after a terrible experience at Cheetahs I decided to see if the reviews about Monroes were true. The rumors about Monroes are true. I wont knock it but there is no reason to enter this club with anything less than 3k in your pocket. It was a 15 dollar cover. It is a nice club and more than likely becuase it was largely empty. Clean bathrooms, nice chairs and bars. Nice stage but empty stage, it was a tad early like 7pm or so. Bathrooms were nice and clean (I can appreciate this after my experience at the other strip club). Corona was nine dollars a bottle. After entering i was a approach by a tall brunette roughtly 3 inches taller than me. Just very tall. She was nice but then like everyone said she was aggressively pushing for me to rent a room. I pretty much knew from other reviews I was not going to bite but I went ahead and entertained the idea just to see if the other reviews were true. I entered hoping I could sit at the bar and tip girls on stage but there were none on stage and they are clearly geared towards selling rooms. So i bought her a fifteen dollar shot of tequillia for the Lady and we talked a while never venturing far from the aggressive pushing of rooms. I asked her how much the rooms were she said I had to ask the guy in the back exactly how much and the rooms were only a "couple hundred". She told me her cost was 1k for an hour and the room was seperate. I will say there was roughly ten attractive ladies (roughly 7's and up) covering most ethnicities. Eventually I went ahead and entertained the idea of rooms and we ventured to the back to ask the guy what the prices were. Okay here is were the funny part began. The cheapest room is 850 for a half hour!!!!! LOL. Now anybody doing the math sees the girls is not doing no half hour. So if you get both for an hour your paying 3k by the time your done with tips. The room is 1700 for an hour. As I am inquiring I look over to my right and the guy in front of me in line is actually being fingerprinted while renting a room. Card scanners eat your heart out! I want fingerprints! So at this point I told the girl the room is a "couple hundred times seven" and headed for the exit fighting laughter. I wont knock it because I did not try but at this point this club is just too over my head. The only complaint for me is paying 15 for a cover when there was no ladies dancing on stage and they obviously dont want that type of club to start with. Clearly targeting a different audiance than myself. I feel I should at least mention most of the ladies were well above average looks wise (8 at least).