the ultimate strip club list

Low-class place with high-mileage offerings. There are places with more vibe, more energy, more talent. But prob not a lot of places with much more to put there for you to have a good time…

Had a chance to stop at the old favorite. Quick summary of the place for newbies and out of towners (regulars please skip this paragraph). It's an older bar/strip club that's legendary in Phoenix area…

I was at Baby Dolls last week after a few years not having been there. It’s like I remembered. It’s a large club with lots of beautiful women and your money goes a long way…

Wednesday evening at the Go Go Rama. To get all the basics out the way, entry was free with mention of their Instagram post. You go in, theres a bar and a stage.…

Went there yesterday evening, Sunday 24 March.

I arrived at my hotel in St Louis mid pm and as I expected curiosity and the attraction of seeing strippers got the better of me despite being certain…

Two reviews in one for this submission.
First was on a Monday night a few weeks ago. Flew back into JAX and decided to see what Sins was like on a Monday. It was slow. Not…

I have not been to Adult World in several years. Many of the reviews go thru the setup / layout so I will try to avoid a bunch of repetition here. The building…

Tldr: I had a good time, but it isn't worth it.

Club is the only one close to downtown Chicago and within walking distance depending on where you stay. It is close to a blue line…

I wanted to try something new this time and stay away from the popular and higher-end strip clubs. I decided to pregame at Ojos Locos away from the strip and downtown area on a Friday…

I decided to drive out to Paradise City since it has the best bang for the buck in terms of lap dance mileage and pricing. The club is located in Mathias WV in the…

This is not a good strip club, at least in my experience. I can’t recommend it. It is one of the least exciting clubs I have been to in my 50 years of clubbing. The…

In town for work, staying at the hotel right down Virginia Rd, so figured, give this place a shot.

Driving up looks like any dive bar across the country. Walk in, and suspicions confirmed- A…

I actually needed up here on back to back days. Was in town for business. First day was the afternoon shift on a Thursday. The bar is nice and I got a drink. Was less…

I pulled into overflow lot just east of club to catch the overtime period of 2024 Super Bowl. The restaurant I was at earlier watching on their screen was closing at 10pm. Naturally, I drive…

I’ve lived in the Philly area off and on for a number of years but never visited Delilah’s, mostly because of its location in Center City. On this occasion I was driving up I-95 and…

The usual for a 2 pm Saturday arrival: $5 park, metal detector; $5 cover. The U-shaped bar seems to be the go-to seating for early Saturday arrivals, and since I'm becoming somewhat of a semi-regular…

Made my way back to the legendary Delilah’s Den in Toms River, NJ, unfortunately even after bringing back their old manager Peabody, I don’t even think he can fix the mess he was left with…

I have been trying to get my wife to loosen up a bit in the bedroom and this was my shot. We were in Hot Springs for Spring Break and I did my research on…

Since Players Club closed, I've struggled to find a worthy replacement in Maryland. There's no way in hell I'm going to The Block, and my one and only visit to Penthouse Club was disappointing. I…

Flew into TPA, grabbed a car and went straight to MV. $25 cover with large unfriendly lady at door. Packed inside SRO.

Soon as I walked in, a Russian hottie grabbed onto…

I live in Chicago and the drive from my place was about 30 to 40 minutes. I was supposed to meet up with some coworkers. I arrived at 10pm on a Saturday. The parking lot…

Second visit to Showcase after first visiting in May 2023. I actually started out my night at Body Shop and chose to come here around 11:30 PM. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that…

Parking was rough ... didn't wanna use valet and had to circle/wait 15 mins or so to park safely close to the club... $30 cover which includes $10 drink voucher. Smoking outside, discrete vaping…

Had time to kill and money to burn and making the drive to Tampa wasn't feasible that night. Came early enough that parking wasn't an issue, but I could see this becoming an issue…

Dancer's has good and terrible. This visit was on the highest side of good I've seen yet.

It was a late afternoon/happy hour time visit. Right after the sonic booms from a nearby spacex launch…