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So works gonna be sending me to National Harbornin a few months. First time in this area as im usually either Ohio/Michigan or West Coast/Texas for work. Whats the SC scene like out that way?…

Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over the…

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I don’t understand strippers that sit on their phones at the bar when a new customer comes in and has two beers, making eye contact, and they just sit there. This isn’t a dance club,…

Went late afternoon on Monday and the club had about 5 dancers and 5 customers. By the time I came out from the dance room I was the only one there. The girls were the…

Galveston, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. You know what I like Galveston beaches. Yeah the water is brown, but it's super warm and relaxing. It can't all be piss. Anyway the area was pretty empty,…

Bacliff, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. South of Houston going towards the beach. Area seems alright to me, parking in the back. Walk in front, in you go. Guy at the desk ID check…

My first visit to PT's was last week. I arrived at 12:30 AM and was there until 2:00 AM when it closed, and it was 90 minutes well spent. There were three stages in the…

Humble, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. Right by the George Bush airport. Parking lot. Security guy armed to teeth is watching this shit. This a safe parking lot. I felt like he was staring me…

I was in Tampa and stopped in on a Tuesday evening. Not many cars in the parking lot. The neighborhood seems ok and the parking lot has a guy watching. Payed $10 admission and went…

Showed up to the club about 9:45. Cover would have been 20 bucks but I had free passes from a previous visit. There were very few other patrons in the place, a couple guys sitting…

La Marque, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. Last stop of the night. Right off the highway, there's construction so your exit might be off on the GPS but just take soonest one and it…

I was in town on business and decided to check out the office. It is definitely a dive bar with the gross bathroom to top it off. Drinks were $5 dollars with the tip. There…

Man sues Las Vegas dancer for over $38M | Says he was misled to believe they were exclusive. Welp, guess we now know what Icee has been up to. https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/local/lawsuit-las-vegas-washington-county-dancer-misled-exclusive/527-2cde913c-73f9-4b67-8640-b803304271f2

This club is a classic trucker bar. Surprisingly it didn't seem that all the customers were truck drivers. It seemed everyone was a local/regular. There is truck parking behind the bar…

Was in the area on a recent business trip. Saw the sign for this new place and decided to check it out. Went around 11 pm or so after a long day of meetings and…

The place is very well designed. Nice stage and lighting. The bar is like a real bar not like a lot of clubs. You can sit there comfortably and order drinks without feeling like…

This was unlike any strip club I've ever visited. Wow. This was a few weeks ago, and I still can't believe it. I think it was $15 to get in. This is a long and narrow…

Stopped by today with it so hot outside to see how hot it was inside with the women. The parking lot was empty I always feel safe there parking even though my car was packed…

I visited this place for the first time recently. All discussions below refer to daytime visits. I consider this a step up from OGD and a step down from Gatby's. I don't visit Lusty's anymore. Too far below…

Visiting the area and never went here before so wanted to check it out, walked in on a Friday afternoon around 2pm, greeted by a nice lady with glasses was very friendly, paid my cover…

Was in Huntsville for the first time. Had several hours to kill before my flight home. Grabbed lunch at Texas Roadhouse then decided to see if any clubs close to there, or between…

I arrived at Fox Club on a Saturday at about 12:30am. Parking was easy to find, but the lot was small. I entered in what felt like a ticketing booth at a concert… cashier behind glass…

I had popped into emperors before but they didnt have any girls working so I never made that review, let it be known that I feel emperor's in pasco county is extremely hit or miss…

Far too many triggers these days which cause me to get my strip club desires moving more than normal. Between Daisy Dukes, bikini tops, and the most tempting of all...girls washing cars and doing yard work…

With every trip to AZ I always stop at the good ol Bandaids. This trip was a Saturday afternoon around 4pm. Walked in and had the typical security check (pat down, ID scan). I did…

Visiting Richmond for a long weekend and I was staying in Scott's Addition so I checked out Richard's Rendezvous. Old-school low hassle place with a chill vibe. All in all where you can mind your…

Back at Southern X for another round. Of the chain, this is probably my favorite. Don't get me wrong, they are still horribly overpriced for the area and service. Easily accessible building just off I-64.…

I've been to BA maybe 5 or 6 times over the last 2 years. What can I really say that hasn't already been said? Let's try... The club is more of a bar/hang than a strip…

This place has really gone downhill since Covid. Used to be a great after work hangout for years with some really good talent. Enter in to a square bar with about 20-30 stools and a few…

My bad luck in Akron this Sunday afternoon sent me south to Canton and Gatsby's I was fairly certain I wasn't going to get laid at Gatsby's Maybe a memorable tease? And hope for the…

Was within an hour of the club, so I made the drive. The surrounding area seems to be pretty standard for strip clubs I've been to: multiple hotels, diners, trucker station, and other industrial try…

Made a stop at Dirty's believe it or not for the FOOD......at first!! The wings and the steak here are delicious, no joke!! I found myself craving for some wings as I was in the…

My 2nd visit to Club Desire This is a review where me and my friend X goes to Desire on a Tuesday evening . The usuals : There is a metal detector in the front…

Tagged along with some buddies to BT's for the first time in awhile and it was packed with beautiful women. No cover before 7pm, $20 after. There is a valet, which runs $10. BT's is…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Little Darlings, right next to Deja Vu. I've been to Deja Vu in the past and it's just a mad house. Talk igonring a building's max capacity limit. Over here…

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I never would have expected OGD to be closed on Sunday. A bar like that ... But it is, which explains why I walked into G Spot around 5 pm on a recent Sunday. I never…

So I have been to the Bird a handful of times over the last few years. I’m more of an afternoon kind of guy, not interested in anything late. Broad daylight, plenty of parking so…

The club was clean and everything appears fairly well maintained and neat. Pretty dead though for a Saturday night both in terms of customers and dancers. Probably 4 to 5 dancers and same amount of customers.…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Just walking over from Fancy's. Walk in, guy at the front pretty friendly dude. Cover was $5. Walk in. Pretty empty, most people playing the bar on the left. The…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wedensday. Not far from the airport. Various hotels around. Plenty of parking in the lot. The joint is more upscale. Walk in. Lobby right here, with ATM. The fee ain't bad, I…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Commercial drag. Pull up small lot. As I walk in, some crackhead homeless black dude high on something starts mumbling something to me as we are walking in. I say…

Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. A parking lot only separating, here and Romeo's castle. Plenty of parking. Area seems ok to me. Walk in. Guy at the desk, $5 cover. ID check and in you…