the ultimate strip club list

Georgie Lildick think’s Kent Ape is training a bot. https://tuscl.net/discussion/85351 This rick wants to know what said bot’s endgame is? I can understand reprogramming a Tesla autopilot with the moves of a drunken rick. After all,…

This place is way out in Brockton so it’s a bit of a drive from Boston proper. Still worth the drive because the places in downtown suck and will try to fleece you. Boardroom is…

Went on a Saturday night recently. The place must have had 10 Hispanic/cuban ladies. I think only one of them actually spoke English. Lapdance were only 20 dollars a song but they were off to…

It had been a few months since my last outing, so I decided to make a dayshift trip to Seductions. There is a parking fee of $10 for dayshift. Although many people elect to park…

Walked in and saw the most amazing selection of college chicks dancing, drinking and working. One quickly came over and greeted me mentioned she was the visiting dancer from out of town and about to…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

The club had a little more of an urban vibe, both in terms of the crowd and the music, than when I was here before Covid. The main room is a big square, with a…

With a name like The Penthouse Club, I was expecting this to be a pretentious place. It was anything but that. You walk into a little corridor area with a bar, and the security scans…

Came here on a Thursday night to check out the VIP Special and see how things might have and have not changed since my last time here a year or so ago. Parked in an adjacent…

The Club This club pre 2020 was a sight to behold. So much so that when I first visited this club and found out about it in 2019, I straight up thought I had stumbled…

Decided to go to Tattletale on Monday night while in town for work. Building area felt safe enough but I arrived via Uber and just went right in. Arrived at 11:30pm and sat down at…

Arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday day. The place is located on the main st in Bound Brook. I lucked out and got a spot right in front The area is fine and…

When it's 115* outside, a strip club is always a nice way to beat the sun. As always, no cover/no pat down. Waitress is over immediately to ask for a drink, Coke is a 2-for-1…

I visited Paradise on a quiet Friday afternoon, when i arrived from out of town. The crowds were moderately sized and you had a medium amount of girls dancing when i visited a couple of…

Stopped in earlier this month around noon. Really hot walking over from Jerry's Nugget, where I like to park and sometime play. Just when I got across the street a bright yellow Corvette…

I saw on their website that they had $5 lunch specials, and since I like going to clubs in the daytime and am also a cheapskate, this looked perfect for me. They open at…

Stopped in on a Tues evening, club is located in a little strip mall next to a liquor store. Paid my cover charge $20, received a quick pay down and entered the club. Stage is…

visited on a tuesday at 3pm… NO DANCERS. Now keep in mind they advertise this place open at 11am. I understand it’s weekday and day shift… but 4 hours open and not one dancer is…

Found myself in the Detroit area with time and a little cash to burn. I picked Subi's Place over other nearby clubs as it seemed to be middle ground in class, price, etc.…

My regular place for years, since they closed down Stiletto (RIP). It's a fine, if somewhat small establishment. The quality of dancers fluctuates, years ago, they used to have pretty white girls from upstate NY,…

Had not been to Bogarts on "$10 Tuesdays" in a while. Virtually NO $10 dances ever happen. Regular patrons usually want more. Free, camera monitored parking lot was about 1/2 full. The bar decor has never changed.…

Don’t need to describe the place , it’s been done countless times . I’m slowly starting to love it here though and hope to come back. Wish there was a list of the good dancers…

Arrived right at noon. Parking is free with no valet. Cover is always $5 day or night. You receive a coupon that you are suppose to hand to the waitress when ordering your…

It’s been a while since I’ve been here, not much has changed really. Same girls on day shift, Jasmine, Dolly, Carol etc., drinks $5-$7 depending on your choice of beer/spirits, limited customers at 2:30, no…

Arriving at Tuesday night a little after 10:00pm, the club had a solid number of dancers and customers. The dancer quality is generally 8 / 10. The club is surprisingly small for such…

Gonzales, LA. Friday night. Just south of Baton Rouge. All kinds industrial stuff out here, looks like refineries out the distance. Follow the drive way to this club. If it wasn't for the sign, you…

I vaguely recall a movie or TV show where a businessman takes a client to a strip club for a good time. He pays for everything because he can expense it. Clearly, this doesn’t…

One thing to say about Fantasies, it’s consistently inconsistent. Lately when I’ve been arriving around 2pm on weekdays I never know if they’ll be 3 dancers there or 10. I still think it’s worth…

Baton Rouge, LA. Friday night. Doesn't seem like a bad area to me. Commercial area. Hotel right next door for the mongers out there who are looking for a close place to stay. Pull up,…

I went back to this place after 3 months and the vibe was so much different this time around. Last time I visited, there were only a few girls and patrons there and most…

Broussard, LA. South of Lafayette. Friday night. Coming from Baton Rouge. Figured I'd stop. This place looks real nice and it is on the inside. Sort of industrial drag right here, plenty of parking in…

I was here from around open at 4 til about 7ish on a Wednesday, so it could pick up during night shift (which I never stick around for, I like getting to bed early) but…

I ended up being in the Northwest Dallas industrial area so decided to head on over to the first Dallas Strip club I’ve ever visited and still love to this day Crazy girls or Chicas…