the ultimate strip club list

Another quick drop in. Particulars: big parking lot. Easy to be seen from street. Park in back if you want to be a tad more covert. Eyes need to adjust. Big rectangular bar. Dj booth…

This is one of Austin's nicer more upscale clubs. Ample free parking. $12 cover. Standard slightly above average drink prices. I paid $10 for a Johnny Black neat. I noticed this time around a complete lack…

Went to temptations last Friday night. Seeing as they have that new private room now, I've been going more frequently. This time, I didn't use it and likely won't go back on another Friday/Saturday night.…

Traveling to Phoenix and looking for hands-on, low cost, table dances. Girls don’t have to be lookers but should be friendly, frisky, and cheap. Not looking for back room extras, just main room fun. Any…

I've gone to Gallaghers for a while now. What I like about it is that it's low-key and a kinda trashy. But this last visit, there were actually some very hot, younger dancers there. It…

Came here on Sunday after the football game, if you wear a football jersey is free admission on Sundays. Came in early around 5pm but stayed for a while until the Sunday night game was…

I visited the weekend of Mexican Independence Day which is the first time I've been to the Zona over the weekend in several years.  The crowd did not disappoint.  All of the sections of HK…

This is my regular go to club. Club operates as any other normal club, just pay entrance fee and just go about your business. Club has two sides to it, the main stage has alcohol…

I returned to KOD for the first time in a couple years while in town on business. Arrived around 10:30 and paid the 10 buck cover at the entrance window. Parking lot is big and…

I had not been to this place in ages and even longer since I made a daytime visit. It is located off a main road, but adjacent to a neighborhood of single family houses. During…

I had a pretty enjoyable experience at Tattletale Lounge last night. I spent most of my time sitting at the bar, where a few dancers approached me to offer dances. Dances were priced at $20,…

So, I went here at maybe 3am on a Saturday? First time ever going to one of these and I was hammered. You enter, you pay, she takes you to a room with black…

I know that I'm not the only one here who plays fantasy football. I also know that many of you are football fans even if you don't play in a fantasy league. So what say…

Beware of OTC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zocMstbTpig

It was pouring and the whole parking lot was a swimming pool. Parking is $2. No cover or ID check. Club was small, MainStage was in the center with three poles and one satellite stage. There was…

Another standard Cuban option. Parking was $2 no cover or ID check. As soon as I walked in I sat at the bar. There is a main stage towards the left with 3 poles and 2…

Showed up to Divas on a Wednesday night for 5 dollar dances. Of course if you've read a Wednesday night review it's actually 10 if you want the full nude and touching, but why wouldn't…

For a Thursday early afternoon, this place had a lot of amenities. First the cover charge was $10 second they had cigars hookah food and nonalcoholic drinks to purchase. The stage is separated from the…

The Filly used to be a regular stop for me, however I just stopped back recently for the first time in several years. I'm happy to say it was just like I remembered it.…

Back in Philly for my quarterly meeting and swung by Playhouse on my drive back. Quick summary: saw some new dancers, got same level of service but only with more upsell. Seems like that is…

Title couldn’t say it all The simple fact that you were fooled and conned doesn't make you an idiot. What makes you an idiot is when you BLATANTLY REFUSE to look at the truth and make the conscious decision to…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_K-KrnCOYw/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D Maybe @Icey will let us know his decision.

I went all summer without going to a club. So it was nice to finally get back this Thursday afternoon. I got there around 12:30. Pandora's has been described to death, so you can skip…

Weird late night. We’ll start from the beginning. Getting to club: Anyone who has driven in the area has seen this club from the highway. Right next to it, crazy ass neon lights at all…

The first time I had visited this club. Parking was crazy and because there was a concert in the downtown area, I had to walk quite a ways. If I had not read…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8CzX4TEU

Descriptions from recent reviews are still accurate. Parking guy asked for $10 to park. I asked why the increase from the normal $5 and he said $5 would be good enough. Quick…

1. The ones who, after you’ve had all the fun in VIP, give you a hug and a peck and a “Buh Bye”, disappear in the dressing room, and you don’t see them again until the…

Came in later on last Friday, about 10pm. The parking lot was decently filled and inside had a corresponding crowd. It’s a large open space; you walk past the bar on the way…

Went in around 10pm. $25 cover, which I thought was a little steep given that it was a weekday, but I was there so decided to give it a go. As soon as I sat…

We went here on a whim. I went with a friend. Little did we know it was Comic Con weekend in San Diego. There was a ton of girls there. They were from all over…

On an early Tuesday afternoon I made my way to akron for some entertainment and relief. My first stop was olde glory daze. I was surprised to find their parking lot almost full.…

I have a 2 hour massage scheduled tomorrow. I have had one of these before, with a different provider. What has been y’alls experiences? Is this an appropriate topic, as it isn’t strictly speaking a…

This club is basically one big room with one big stage in the middle. Cover was 20 this time and they usually hit you up for one drink. Non alcohol club so it’s a $9…

Oddly, I saw this mentioned over on reddit first. I'm not sure if it's been noted here yet. LDK's entire profile and posting history are gone. I'm assuming it was his choice, as he was probably…

To see who is going in and out, to see which other PL is smiling or frowning, (to see who is worth it on both counts) but mainly to make sure you don't get…

Did y’all ever think you’d see a baseball player hit 50 home runs and steal 50 bases? Your lucky if you get one guy who does even just one of those in a season. And…

The dancers are hot - some EXTREMELY so. There is a very wide variety of types of girls here - from waif-like natural Eastern Europeans to fake-looking ones, similar with black and English girls,…

$10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4 minutes. Bathrooms…

I made a rare evening appearance. It’s Wednesday so the place is pretty packed with girls and PLs because they run their $80 15 minute VIP special. I find a seat behind the tip rail…