A step below teasing me (although with beautiful girls)

The dancers are hot - some EXTREMELY so. There is a very wide variety of types of girls here - from waif-like natural Eastern Europeans to fake-looking ones, similar with black and English girls, and some Latin-looking ones too

Ultimately it's a huge tease and not a great one. The dances are air dances and while I like being teased, this is a notch or two too low for me: the sense is more "there's no CHANCE you're getting to touch me" than "oh maybe maybe maybe if I spend even more money she'll sit down on me, and who knows what"

So not much fantasy, despite the beautiful girls. In London I would definitely recommend The Horns or another of the pubs rather than any of the big glitzy strip clubs - while its still a tease there, there's more realness to it!