The Brass Ass Lounge

I went there around four. I’ve been there before so I knew what to expect. There were already four or five girls there ready To go. Still the same routine, need to…

Newport, KY. Saturday night. Right over the Ohio river from Cincinnati. You know I've always Cincy was one of the more underrated cities in America. Got a lot of that rust belt…

My annual pilgrimage to this place, each time hoping that the place is better. Physically the exact same as always, I don't think a single thing has changed. If it is somewhat light…

So I made a visit to Newport to visit the Brass. I hadn't been there for a while. There were two women working. The first one was ok but really really weird.…

I was in Cincinatti on a Wednesday for work and crossed the river to check out the limited club options for the area. The Brass Bull was like…

TUSCL should update their comment that their sister club across the street- the Brass Bull is reported as closed because it’s not closed. It does LOOK closed often :) from ancient…

1st trip to Brass Bull, across thr street from Brass Ass. Was skeptical at first, bc men were coming out of the club saying how bad it was. We proceeded…

I don't know why I come back here, it just isn't worth the time or money. I honestly don't know how this place stays in business. I don't think I have ever…

Stopped in while in the area to see if there were any improvements. I must say, the club has not had one facility improvement since the late 80's. 3 women…

It’s probably been five or six years since I was last here. Nothings changed. Walked in around three and two girls were on the floor, supposedly our third was in the back…

I went after having some drinks in town for business. Bought a drink at the bar and looked to see what was going on, a couple girls came up and I passed…

I had some time to kill on a Thursday afternoon a few weeks ago. I stopped in at the Brass Ass just after they opened up. It was slow, predictably.…

arrived around 230 in the afternoon. No cover at this time. Only dancer working. Cute looking milf with nice legs. I sat at the bar but she never…

Well a visit to the club and no free parking. There is a lot across the street but full of rubbish and broken glass. though well lit. Out front…

Now for you newbies, don't expect the interior of the facility to rival such places as Diamonds. There has not been an update since Morgana kissed Pete Rose on the ball…

I visit this fine establishment whenever I'm in town, which about once a month. When you first walk in, there is a door man that just waves you on in, cover…

I was in town visiting and I had some free time, so I thought I’d stop by and check out my first adult club in Kentucky. Now I have visited strip…

This is one of those clubs that's worth becoming a regular in. If you're new, you might spend many hours sitting by yourself. However once a dancer approaches you, talk to her…

Once again, I ventured down memory lane to the Brass Ass, a legend in its time. If you have never been there, as the title says, it is a throw back…

From the moment you walk into this place you should know exactly what to expect. 50-year-old paneling matched with 50-year-old carpet. At least the dancers aren't 50 too. Like other reviews have…

I went back to this place a year later, and I am not sure why. It is the same place, same routine, not much is improved including the talent. I don't understand…

Was in town on business and decided to stop by after dinner with clients. Upon entering, the main dance area is well back from the front door. It looked a…

As you enter the door, you have entered a time machine and have found yourself back in the 70's complete with the revolving glitter ball over the stage ways more.…

On business in the Newport area. Someone mentioned the Brass Ass and said it was one of the only places open on a Monday night. There was a cover, but…

I rarely have any problems with strip clubs, but this one was a little different than what I'm used to. First off, the club layout was decent. Very dark and smoky (smoking…

Location is good. Even though I was there during the day still seemed to be in a good part of town. Club is actually pretty big with a nice bar and nice…

Honestly, I didn't truly know what to expect. The place is actually huge overall, but a lack of customers makes the place seem even bigger. The waitresses are old hags. The dancers…

Been there a few times in the past 2 months. Bartenders generally friendly. Most of the girls are friendly but after one or two hit on you if you say…

This place is a step back in time. When Morgana ran onto the ball field and kissed Pete Rose in the 1970's it was to advertise her appearance at the Brass Ass.…

There is not much in the area and this has a cover charge and sued to be big and great with tons of dancers. Now many are lethargic and some high…

So, I've been back to this pave a few times in the last few months and it hasn't changed much. There are some new faces, some old, pretty much all busted.…

Ive been here before. It isnt that great. Mostly strippers past their prime or girls who are too nice to give extras. I met one who was past her prime. I was…

I am a young professional female and make 45k a year. I am also gay and have been wanting to go to a strip club for forever. Unfortunately I'm also really shy.…

Sometimes it just comes down to luck. I have been to this club a few times in the past and have never stayed more than 30 minutes because there just wasn't any…

Ok guys i went to this brass ass they call it locally in the afternoon, there was no cover charge. When i waled in there were 4 girls working and immediately a…

At least you can say that the City of Newport is winning. The Brass Ass and its sister club across the street are just about done. Stopped by the other…

I stopped by this bar to see what it was like. I only saw 4 dancers working. Two were pretty hefty if that's your thing. One was clearly intoxicated on something, likely…

So i was bored one night and asked a cab driver to bring me to a strip club. This is the one he brought me to. The place was kind of run…

I found myself in Newport with a little extra cash in my pocket around 7 on Friday so decided to stop by the ol' Brass Ass for the first time in a…

I wasn't expecting much when I arived because of the reputation this club has buy upon walking in I saw two girls that were probably 7's. Bartends were not very fast but…

I have been to this place a few times, with luck ranging from "let's bounce" five minutes in to "good lord, that chick is HOT" a few times a well. On this…

This place is and will always be the hit and miss type of place. Last time I went it was a big miss. The girls were nothing to look at and they…

Stopped in for a visit - usually a place to hit every month or two. Not too many patrons, but there were several girls there, including one, a very cute, petite…

Was in town and decided the check the place out. BTW: It is call the Brass Ass. This is a typical Kentucky club. There is no DJ but…

Went to the Brass Ass as everyone knows it about 30 minutes before closing on a Saturday night. The place has a reputation for being very seedy with low quality women. I…

Stopped by after lunch a week or two ago. I've never been here, so I wasn't quite sure what to expect. The whole place was brighter than I was expecting.…

I stopped in around 11pm on a Friday and sat at the bar. Immediately I noticed this place had changed dramatically. From my last memorable visit the club used to be a…

It was fairly busy at the BA last night. Got my drink and sat up at the stage. There were a couple of great looking black dancers, then three Newport police officers…

Club is a dive. Dancers are willing to earn money to say the least. Kentuckys new laws limit them tremendously. Girls are friendly and talkative. I guess its a hit or miss…

It's a dumpy place where some mediocre looking women do questionable things for not a lot of money. Cover on a weekday is like $5. Drinks are rather cheap. KY's…

Heard about this place and that it was a good time. Checked it out and it turned out to be a fair bit nicer inside than I expected and way bigger. Much…

Stopped by while visiting the area. It's a large place in average condition. There were only a couple of girls dancing. The girls try to get you to by…

Went there last Saturday not. Only time u visit is on Saturdays. It's definitely the best time to go. The reason is that the older bar tender Linda is by far the…

I stopped by pretty late at night and already buzzed with about $200. As soon as I walk in and get a cheap can beer ($3.00 sheesh), a tall big breasted blond…

Interesting place. I stopped by a few weeks ago just trying to pass some time. My first impression was that it was not very clean. More or less your typical…

Haven't been to this club in about two years. So I decided to stop in and see how things were. Met my buddy around 4 oclock and drank a few…

Stop in here about a month ago. Place looks like it has not been remodeled since the 1970's Restroom was atrocious. Dancers were all 3 and 4's at best. High pressure from…

I went to the Brass Mule as part of a friend's bachelor party. I had never been to this club before. The place was smoky and old. I got a beer and…

This was my first trip to this place which was on a Friday afternoon about 2:30. When I walked in there was a girl bar tending and she was talking to…

Went on a saturday night a couple weeks ago. Basically this club is not a topless club, just bikini dancers. The only reason to really go here is the opportunity to get…

I have been to this place a few times, and the quality of dancer is definitly hit and miss. Generally, I like to go in the afternoon as there is not…

A reliable old stand by of a club. the dancers do work for drinks, generally, start at 18 for conversation at the bar, moves up to 55 at a table, then…

I visited on a Monday afternoon and the place was DEAD. I was the ONLY patron and there were only two dancers. I was told that there were other dancers…

After visiting the bull across the street decided to check out the ol Ass club was about half full plenty of dancers ranging from 5's to 8's so 1 9…

The old Brass Ass is a throw mack to the 70's but the girls aren't. Yes, the place is run down and is in need of a major facelift and the…

This place was a pretty shady encounter. As soon as I walked in, I was asked politely for a private dance. I just like to sit and watch for a while, but…

I don't know why I stopped in here. But it kinda pulls you in. I haven't been here in years and what I remembered was that it mostly unattractive girls…

Stopped in with a friend after a concert at US Bank arena and decided to see what was up...2 minutes after walking in the door and sitting by the stage a dancer…

Was in Newport area to meet up with some college friends, and we eventually stumbled into the brass ass. We thought the name was hilarious so we had to give it…

The review posted before this one is correct. Things have improved significantly at the Brass Mule. Of course, that is an improvement in the quality of dancers only. The…

I visited the brass ass on a Wednesday afternoon and was surprised that every girl ( about 8) was thin, young and attractive. I have been here before and this was not…

Used to come here alot when I was traveling to the area more. Now I only get in once or twice a year and the Brass is hit or miss.…

Visited after an extremely, extremely long day at work. I was hoping to unwind a bit and had heard about the Brass Mule, even though everyone calls it the Brass Ass. I…

After a disappointing first visit to this club, I decided that since I was in the area I would give it one more shot. What a difference two weeks makes!!! First of…

Went with a buddy on a Saturday around 8pm. There was about 8 girls or so. A few were with customera but the remainder were sitting at a table by themselves. Payed…

Lots of changes from the pre-bust glory days - gone are the booths and the very private VIP. The ladies I talked to said I came at the right time for mileage…

I was off for the day so I decided to take a trip down to the club. Business was really light with myself and 2 other guys the only ones in…

The Brass Mule is also known to us locals as "The Brass Ass." Better looking dancers than found in Covington; typically out of 5 dancers, you'll see a couple in the…

this was definitely the worst strip club I have ever been to. To start with it, you have to pay a $5 cover to get in, that is fine no problem. However,…

This club has changed very little in the last 45 years. If the walls could talk the stories would be phenomenal. Movie stars, singers and politicans frequented Newport when it…

The beautiful woman who was the dancer with elegant moves and changed my life; her name is Cinnamon. She does not work at the club anymore. That is the club's…

So, for the first time I was totally let down. I went to the club saturday night... Outside everything looked normal aside from a muscle man in a "staff" shirt... He…

The Brass Mule, also known locally as the Brass Ass, is a throw back to the 1970's strip club. You walk in the door and it feels like you're back in a…

In Cincy for business I decided to take a cab over the river to what I understand are some of the better clubs in the area. I was fairly disappointed with…

I had an unexpected afternoon off in Northern Kentucky so I stopped by this place. I arrived around 6 p.m. to find about 8-10 patrons and the same number of dancers. I…

First, I recall the sign out front saying "Brass Ass" not "Brass Mule." It's right across the street from the Brass Bull. Note that parking on the street is limited…

I'm with MarkScandal, and wish to publicly thank him for his review. The combination of low ratings and the misleading Bikini Club listing kept me away for years, which I now regret.…