The Minneapolis Strip Club Tour Ends

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, OR

Went to the Firehouse on a Thursday night because I wanted to see what else Salem had to offer in terms of talent and LORD HAVE MERCY… I paid my $5 cover, got my little ID…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

This was my final stop on my accidental horror movie tour of Oregon strip clubs and THANK GOD. I don’t think my soul could’ve handled one more Oregonian “gentlemen’s” club establishment. This place was somewhere…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Spyce. Wednesday night. Downtown Portland. Parked somewhere on the street because that was the only option but holy hell. Downtown Portland after dark felt like side questing in a zombie game. Every 10ft there was…

I posted a review several years ago. It has gotten so bad. I went in on a Sunday night about 10:00 pm and apparently I was the first person there all night. Shortly after I…

It had been awhile since I had been to this club. The civil disruptions that had been occurring with Ice in town had kept me from going downtown Minneapolis. I thought it might be…

Ok.. I came to this club from downtown cabaret which was a total downer in terms of talent. Now before getting into the club . I would suggest for out of towners to really use…

Arrived around 8 or 9, $20 cover. Kinda high for a Monday night and 5-6 dancers. Had the bouncer put my coat in the closet as it was so slow. Hit the bar and beers…