the ultimate strip club list

During my recent ATL trip, I began thinking about the dancers I have had the best sessions with. I am Black 33M for what it's worth. I realize that overall, I tend to have a…

Came here on a late Saturday night, the large parking lot was nearly full but a few spaces left. As I approached the old wooden building a bouncer came out and asked for IDs. Once…

Club Onyx has had the "Follies Day Shift" thing in their ads and social media for a while. I know some of the people involved harken back to that long-defunct club, but Onyx bears almost…

Went on a Tuesday evening around 10 pm. Parking lot seemed pretty crowded. I paid my $2 parking and went inside. The lot and the security always seems safe so I like…

Had a number of extended conversations recently at a club with a lot of Cubans. Turns out some of the girls owe 50k for transport from Cuba. I find it a little strange…

Vivide is the club in Atlanta I routinely return to when I'm in town. That continues to be the case even with a change for the worse in the dances. Parking is $10 in their cramped…

Club Blaze is unpretentious, to say the least. I wouldn't quite call it a dive. It's never been actually dirty, the furniture isn't broken down, etc.. But it's not anything like a high-end club. My…

Last reviewed PP almost 6 years ago (only 1 other review in last five years). Arrived around 10PM and was fortunate to find a parking space. Made my way to the entrance where…

Strip club located right next to a taco bell in case you need to feel your stomach after. There’s an ID check at the front desk, as well as a pat down, and you have…

This review will sum up afternoon visit and midnight visit. Big fenced in Parking lot which is free. No cover during the day. If I’m not mistaken maybe $5 or $10 at night. Stage is in…

Wife and I were in the area around midnight, so we decided to stop by and scope this place out for future adventures. We are new to the clubs, so we still tend to approach…

This review is for day and night shift. As the tittle says.. You can expect in and out service.. — first visit night shift Parking is vallet mandatory. It’s $10. Very easy and quick. Cover was either…

I have been going here for about fifteen years. On my most recent visit I found they had changed the lap dance area. Previously they had little booths for the standard $25 dollar lap dance…

This is located in Washington Park, not East Saint Louis like it has in the listing. Went on a Sunday evening, cover charge was $5 it says it is $10 later at night. Last time I…

I thought I would try this to break up the monotony of the usual places I go to when the mood strikes. I read a review saying there were a lot of black girls…

I went to Lickity Splitz on a Friday in December. It was quite cold (normal for Wisconsin), so I expected it to be fairly dead. When I arrived I confirmed my suspicions. The bouncer…

This is the type of club that keeps me from just driving 20 minutes to downtown and making the hour+ drive to St Cloud, Red Wing or Albert Lee. First I drive up and the…

After leaving a very disappointing TL, I arrived @10pm. Got the customary frisk by the doorman and presented the guy @the turnstile with an old discount coupon and he took five bucks often the $20…

I was in town for the week and decided to check out HQ in Sacramento as a last resort since it’s supposed to be the best in the city. It’s also the only club that…

Wandered in buzzer a couple Th’s ago around 10p. Small crowd inside but parking lot was pretty full. Where was everyone? Ladies at the door were friendly, but I moved into a seat just…

I've been going to this club for a long time and one of the ways it's changed is that they have a major turnover of girls. When I first became a regular, there was…

While passing through Rancho Cordova on a Thursday night I decided to scope out the local talent and stumbled upon Pure Gold Showgirls. Almost missed it since it’s tucked inside an adult store, never seen…

I started off at the TexMex for an afternoon show. Maybe 10-12 patrons and I saw about 5-6 ladies. The first to approach after my eyes adjusted and I could see again was a wide…

I've been feeding a stray cat that won't let me come near it. But it costs me under $10 per week.

I stumbled upon Deja Vu Showgirls while driving through Stockton on a Wednesday. It is a pink building in an industrial area that didn’t look too bad considering Stockton’s reputation for high crime. Curious, I…

https://tuscl.net/top40?id=8 Noticed I finally made it into the Top 10 for reviews published in the last 12 months. I know I'll never do Muddy or Grjax numbers, but it feels good to be in the upper echelon…

I had some time to kill on a cold Saturday recently, so I drove over to the Silver Criket. I arrived at a little after 4:00 PM to find the parking lot fairly full already.…

10 to park and 10 to get in. It was so empty for a Friday night. I went early around 8:30 but still expected more. So many of the girls sit in the dressing room…

Out for a date night with some random stripper from another club! So she had the bright idea of heading to Worcester and going to what the locals call “sweaty Betty’s” which made more sense…