Bad (and fkng weird) day at the TexMex

I started off at the TexMex for an afternoon show. Maybe 10-12 patrons and I saw about 5-6 ladies. The first to approach after my eyes adjusted and I could see again was a wide bottom latina who spoke perfect english. Great rack but a bid wide in the ass for me but still, worth a $20 dance on the mail level. This turned to a second dance with a lot of titty play and ass grabbing. She did pull little Jack out and gave me some great handy but we didn't go upstairs. I wanted to sample a few ladies so we returned to dance floor. Second gal was white brunette, very tall with small nats. We attempted to have a convo on the dance floor but she was all over the place. She grabbed my hand and literally stuffed it in her crotch within 2 minutes. We finally adjourned to the back room and I told her we'd hang for a couple songs. She straddled me and within 10 seconds smashed her chest into me face and thought she broke my nose. Why I didn't end up with a double nose bleed, I'll never know. She told me I looked like a was a serious guy and started talking about the last dancer being a bitch. Then she asks if I like front or back so I tell her front first, then back (anal) and she pulls back like she's going to slap me. Then she wants to go back to the bar so we can drink. Told her I came in to meet the ladies and maybe have some fun and she goes off about me spending money on the other dancers and not buying a drink for her and pulls back her hand like she's going to slap me again. Told her to get the fuck off my lap and she tried to push me back down in the seat as I got up and the music was still going with the second song. Worst experience I've ever had, usually the day shifts are slower but I've had some pretty cash hungry gals at that time too.