I’d go broke if I lived here

Honestly, upfront, I want to specify that I’m not a shill, but this is the best club experience I’ve ever had. You can check my account to see some of my previous stops and the ups and downs of the journey… But I found myself in Lauderdale for work around a month ago and have always heard about the talent around Miami, and I was going to head to Tootsie’s but from reading reviews here, I saw that the price tag at that establishment is a little bit higher than what is offered here at Cheetas.

So, shout out to you all for the good advice and descriptions in the past…

To start things off, there’s a giant parking lot right outside. I believe the valet was like four dollars or something very cheap to just leave my car, the area felt safe, easy to access, and I felt like it was all a really simple process I wish more clubs had. Once walking inside, you pay the woman at the front desk your entry fee. I believe it was $10 for weeknights. I paid for me and my two co workers who came with, so $30 in total for three people. Once you turn the corner, you are blessed with an ocean full of barely clothed women, most of whom are pretty hot. I made a stop at the bar to exchange my hundred dollar bill for some ones and then got to work. The layout was spacious but not too big, comfy chairs all around, minor critique would be if you sit up on the upper lever by the kitchen, you have to turn and do a 180 to see the main stage…