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Hit the spot on a Saturday around 9pm Parking lot was half empty but its a big parking lot. I go inside and through the metal detector. The entree was 20 bucks which I thought was steep…

I’m with Dave Chappelle on this one: I prefer to hit clubs alone these days. I’m a dayshifter as are most of us here and I’m not a huge ITC extras guy like many of us here but that can still happen. To me it’s more awkward to pile in with a crowd of men and get wood than…

Knockouts is a mixed bag of mostly highs and just a few lows… Starting off with presentation it’s great to have free, unvalet parking lot to be able to park and walk inside the club but…

Was back in Iowa for work and decided to try out some clubs. I arrived at the club near opening at 9pm. The club is located south of Cedar Rapids and a few miles north…

Have done a bunch of research on Vegas strip clubs to make this trip to the city more productive and less expensive. Mission accomplished with CB! From the moment I stepped up, what…

Made it back here after a little over a year. If there's one thing I can say, it's that I have a pretty consistent experience despite my trips often being years or many months apart.…

Went to the club on Wednesday around 2 pm. Entry was free. Normally one would see just 1 - 3 dancers here during the day. However, today I counted 9 dancers! ZERO other customers.…

1. Price Cover Charge: $10 Drink: $4 for soda Lapdance: 1 song: $30 + 5 tax 3 song: $60 + 5 tax 10 min feature room: $150 + 20 tax 20 min feature room: $300 + 20 tax VIP: VIP (20 min):…

Here it is. Skibum's epic bikini distracted wipeout in full motion!!😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFoHNPtTB_T/?igsh=MW5hcTRpMmhoZzBtdw== Comments on his form?

Asian massage parlor across the street from Burger King. They claim to share the parking lot, but that's not true, I know someone who got towed. Walk in, you go up the stairs. It's a…

It was a sunny Tuesday, around 12:30 pm. Parked, walked quickly to the door to avoid getting looked at by passing vehicles on route 130. Took a seat on one of the stools, awkwardly looking…

New monger i visited this place on Monday night. Its a $5 cover with the old man at the door. The place is a divey bar but worth it given $10 LDs. They only have…

Went on a Sunday afternoon. The location is in a mostly industrial place right off a fairly busy road. The parking lot is big and free. Entrance is off to the side and kind of…

Monday afternoon. Not my first time here. This time I used the rear entrance from the parking lot. You walk down a hallway, past the kitchen and then enter the main room through a door.…

I went early in the month Friday, March 14 around 3pm. The talent was okay, about 5 girls total ranging from 6 to 7s. There were actually quite a few guys playing pool and sitting…

In the Philadelphia area for my quarterly work visit and arranged my schedule to ensure an afternoon visit when you are 99% likely to get what you came for with a dancer you are looking…

Which American cities/specific clubs have the most/best/hottest white girls in the strip clubs? Rank them in your opinion. I’m thinking: 1. Dallas (BDD, The Lodge, TMC, Spearmint) 2. Denver (Shotgun Willies, PT’s, Scarletts, Diamonds) 3. Houston (St James, Treasures,…

I stopped in to this club and some details are a bit fuzzy because i was drunk off my ass. When you walk in there’s a bouncer and at some point you pay $10 for…

I would like to preface this by saying, avoid at all costs! Now onto the review - We were heading to a different club when our "local" Uber driver had so many good words about this…

I tend to travel on tight schedules so I often visit strip clubs during the day and I’m used to things being slow. Walked into Paper Moon about two hours after opening without very high…

Honestly, upfront, I want to specify that I’m not a shill, but this is the best club experience I’ve ever had. You can check my account to see some of my previous stops and the…

Heavy beltway traffic prompted a visit. It is easy to get to off the beltway, so why not? I had been on the road for a couple hours and I needed a break. I arrived…