Naked, even on a Sunday

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks if you are there for the Cloakroom or the Under/Over sports betting place. I tell him Cloakroom, he scans my ID and sends me inside. When you walk in, it’s a small maze, but you head upstairs and around a corner where there’s a hostess to collect your $20 cover. After you walk in, there’s some seats on your left, and a long bar directly ahead. Directly behind the bar is the stage with 2 poles, each 2 stories high. There’s a vip level on the floor above, but I didn’t venture up there. Against the back wall is some booths, one of which had quite the crowd on this night.

On a Sunday night, there were probably 7-8 girls there, all pretty good looking - and about 15-20 patrons. There were girls for all tastes. One blonde, one brunette, a slightly thick Latina, a couple tall thin black girls, and another black girl with quality bolt ons, if you’re into that sorta thing. I was there for about an hour and the rotation had started to repeat itself. The bartender was probably the hottest one in the place - ain’t that always the way. On this particular night, there was a nice slightly tall brunette with a few tattoos that caught my eye. In typical dc fashion, you walk up to the stage to tip and then go sit back down. I got a nice show while emptying my singles on stage. Then went back to my beer. The hustle was low. Only one girl came by to chat and she wasn’t pushy at all.

Speaking of beer, good grief. $12 for a coors light. They do table dances at a couple spots on the floor. I think they said that was 2 songs for $60 or 4 songs for $100. I don’t recall the price for vip. None of that seemed worth it to me, so I just ogled the dancers on stage and sipped my beer. DC is always way too expensive to indulge in dances to me - and cloakroom is no different, but if you want to have a drink and watch some hot women get completely naked (I do), it’s hard to beat some of the DC clubs.