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I went here on a Friday night. Arrived at about 8.30 and left about 11.00 pm. It was a better experience than recently for a Friday night… but I’d still probably bet Saturdays at more…

I decided to stop by at curves on Saturday at noon anticipating to only see a hot waitress which tends to be the new norm for day time shifts. Rarely any hot girls during day…

So Saturday night is a different beast of a crowd. Its definitely crowded as expected. HOWEVER it's still majority as Tuscl would say "blonde spinners". The customer to dancer ration is 70/30 however most of…

OK. So back to Stars I go. Dancers that I spent time with: Natasha; Dream; Trouble. There was one other whose name I don't recall. Most of my time was with Natasha. She and I hung out,…

Well, I’m sad to say it. But I think Clancy's may have gone downhill. I haven’t been here in a little bit. The last time I was here there were definitely some hot girls. So…

Ok same place nothing new on the description. When i got there at 1. There was only 1 girl and about 6 patrons. I was talking w the DJ to see if my favorite was…

Ok same place no renovations. Here is what was new this visit. $20 cover charge, instead of the $15 that i was used to during a weekday. The gal doing drinks was a dancer no…

That's right, frugal doogle Mr. van poodle Esta spend over $500 on one strip club evening. I blame my poor will power against big butts. However, it wasn't even cartoonish, it was big for a…

I've been here three different times: twice with a group of friends during the busy season (summer), and once by myself during the slow season (January). By far, the better vibe from the club was…

Was thinking about doing a BBL the last week in July. Has any of the ladies here got one? How long were you actually down from work? I've heard different things so just tryna see…

My favorite spot in Seattle, as I’ve stated before. Granted, I haven’t been to Playground, or any of the Deja Vu or Dreamgirls locations. So this is based on a small sample size for sure.…

I always found interesting how some strip club wastelands now just some years back used to be awesome. For you, what were some of the cities y'all made some memories in? I know a few from…

It was winter when I ventured into my first strip club with my boyfriend. He knew all about my bi curiosities- the crushes I'd had on friends, the numerous wet dreams involving me and another woman eating each other's pussies. The times I'd made out with friends in front of guys and secretly liked it. I was a baby…

Visited Sugar44 after quite a long time (due to covid pandemic). After the flop visit to Hiliter recently, decided to give a chance to Sugar 44. Arrived at Sugar around 4:30 in the evening on…

Arrived on Saturday night around 10pm which is actually really early for this place - it has been a while but this place always got busy after midnight, sometimes after 3am or even later. No…

It was nearly 11 when I got there. I hadn't been there since JUST before Covid lockdown. On my previous visit, there had been lots of lovely ladies, including some I recognized from Living Room.…

I stopped in after a disaster at GO-GO Rama. It was about 10:30 on a Tuesday. This place is right on route 9 south in Parlin, just after a McDonalds and before a…

Yellow Rose was about a $12 ride share from downtown. They had a good-sized parking lot, which wasn't nearly full when I arrived Sunday evening. It didn't look like there was a parking fee; I…

Chicas Bonitas was, I think, the closest club to where I was staying in downtown Austin. It was an easy 10-minute/$10 in a ride share. There's an arcade (the "Texas Gaming Lounge") a few buildings…

Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt. But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars. By blasting himself into…

Had an unexpected day off from work and decided to do some day clubbing downtown. Went to Downtown Cabaret first but there were only 2 girls working mid afternoon which surprised me. Day shift has…

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First off all Covid restrictions have been lifted. The statewide mask mandate technically doesn't end until this coming Saturday (March 12th) but there was zero enforcement. About half the guys in the crowd still had…

I was here the day before Mardi grai or fat Tues or something like that. People were already starting to wear beads and talk about a rush of people that were coming soon. Years ago…

On my last trip I swung through Las Vegas for a few days. Rather than write up individual reviews for the clubs I checked out, I figured I'd just provide some brief comments on all…